- Roy Biggins: [Roy watching the weather report on tv] Dwayne were being pounded by a storm named Dwayne ? What ever happened to giving them macho names like Roy!
- Brian Hackett: How was I supposed to know they'd confiscate our clubs in the lobby and us off to a three hour sales presentation?
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: FOUR hour!
- Brian Hackett: Four hour...
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Made me nostalgic for that time I passed a kidney stone!
- Air traffic controller: 121 Papa-Papa, go around, go around - you are no longer cleared to land.
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Tower, what's the problem?
- Air traffic controller: Some crazy is on the runway, chasing after a guy with a guitar.