Robot Chicken (TV Series)

Celebrity Rocket (2006)

Fred Tatasciore: Sean Connery

Quotes 

• Sean Connery : [During Lindsay's training exercises]  You must harness your gifts for the gathering.

  Lindsay Lohan : What gathering? You're gathering.

• Lindsay Lohan : When I grow up, I gonna get an Oscar.

  Sean Connery : If by Oscar, you mean get your head cut off, you're on your way if you don't train harder.

  Lindsay Lohan : Uh, that totally isn't what I meant, stupid! You smell like whiskey, and I wanna go shopping.

  Sean Connery : And they complained when I smack my wife.

• Sean Connery : Never lose your temper!

  Lindsay Lohan : Never lose my "tampon"?

  Sean Connery : Temper!

  Lindsay Lohan : Ugh, i hate your slurring, you drunk!

  Sean Connery : I'm not drunk! I'm Scottish!

  Lindsay Lohan : [sarcastic]  Ooh, sure. And I was in the hospital for exhaustion.