Muppet Babies (TV Series)

I Want My Muppet TV! (1985)

Howie Mandel: Skeeter, Animal, Bunsen

Quotes 

• [Scooter is giving a weather report] 

  Scooter : Here are the current temperatures. Let's see. Uh, uh, 42, 71, and 19 below.

  Piggy : This is boooring!

  Skeeter : Get to the good part, Scooter.

  Rowlf : If there is a good part.

• Kermit : Uh, what show do you want to watch next?

  Piggy : How about I Love Piggy?

  Skeeter : Yuck! I'd rather watch Laverne and Skeeter.

• Scooter : Come on. Let's think of another program to make.

  Bunsen : How about Leave It To Beaker?

  Gonzo : Or The Wide World of Weirdo?

  Piggy : Those aren't real shows. Moi is going to be on a real TV show.

  Kermit : Uh, what show is that, Piggy?

  Piggy : The Johnny Carson Show.

  Babies : Huh?

  Beaker : Mee mee.

  Bunsen : Beaker's right. You can't be on The Johnny Carson Show. It comes on after your bedtime.

• Fozzie : Hey, if I could get onto The Johnny Carson Show, I could become a famous comedian.

  Skeeter : Forget it, Fozzie. Johnny only lets funny comedians tell jokes.