- Walter Findlay: Maude, will you just stay out of this? Just face the facts. They're not going to get married because Mrs. Naugatuck is being too unreasonable.
- Maude Findlay: Mrs. Naugatuck is being unreasonable?
- Walter Findlay: Sure, she won't change her name.
- Maude Findlay: Walter, any woman with a sense of independence, with an ounce of pride would want to keep her maiden name.
- Maude Findlay: Then whey didn't you keep your maiden name when we got married?
- Maude Findlay: By that time I couldn't remember it!