The Sopranos (TV Series)
Kaisha (2006)
Michael Imperioli: Christopher Moltisanti
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Quotes
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Tony Soprano : [referring to his mistress] so, how's your "bird", these days?
Christopher Moltisanti : fuck you talking about?
Tony Soprano : come on, "clandestine" phone calls, I know you got a new comare
Christopher Moltisanti : what can I say, huh?
Tony Soprano : with a pregnant wife at home, your timing is fuckin priceless
Christopher Moltisanti : "playground's closed", man has his needs
Tony Soprano : good point. When Carmela had her spec house, I can't tell you how many nights I had to "fend" for myself while she was out looking at bathroom fixtures
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : so, this new one, how come you don't bring her around?
Christopher Moltisanti : honestly, I would but... between us, she's black
Tony Soprano : [surprised] whoa
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : [referring to the slang term for African Americans, amused] you're banging a "shine"?
Christopher Moltisanti : she's hot too: classy, not that it wouldn't matter to Paulie, still gotta listen to all his racial bullshit
Tony Soprano : yeah, she would feel it too
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Julianna Skiff : [after he was in a rush to have sex with her in her apartment] I would've cleaned up if you gave me a minute
Christopher Moltisanti : You started it
Julianna Skiff : seriously, I'm sorry I'm such a pigsty, I just work a lot so I'm a pig
Christopher Moltisanti : You gonna get a tree in here?
Julianna Skiff : I come from Hannukah people: that doesn't do a lot for me
Christopher Moltisanti : So, Christmas Eve is just another day to you?
Julianna Skiff : Actually, I usually go to an incredibly shitty movie
Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to the movie his working on] There's nothing else to choose from: it makes you worried about my project
Julianna Skiff : [after noticing his semen stain] You ruined my dress
Christopher Moltisanti : Save it, like Monica Lewinsky, show your friends how hard you make me cum
Julianna Skiff : What're we doing here, huh?
Christopher Moltisanti : I don't know, I can't stop thinking about fucking you all the time
Julianna Skiff : How can you even like a person who sleeps with a married guy?
Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to marrying Kelli] Can we not talk about it? I rushed in with her, I thought I wanted it?
Julianna Skiff : You do: you're not giving it a chance, you'll eventually want kids, it'll be good
Christopher Moltisanti : I don't want a family with her: she's got no idea who I am
Julianna Skiff : She doesn't understand you?