- Marilyn Munster: Oh, what do you have in the jar, Eddie?
- Eddie Munster: It's my science project for school. It's a Black Widow spider.
- Lily Munster: Oh, that could be dangerous. You be real careful when you take the spider out of the jar, Eddie, so that nobody hurts it.
- Lily Munster: The last time they made a present for Eddie, it broke loose and swallowed a milktruck.
- Lily Munster: [to Eddie] Oh, eh, before you go to bed, be sure to put on the heavier lid. It's going to be chilly tonight.
- Herman Munster: I wanna watch that new western on TV tonight. Where the cowboy's a psychiatrist. And he lassos the bad guys, and instead of shooting them, he ties them to a couch and analyses them.
- [laughs]