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Todd : [Talking to Elliot and Carla after lying that he was gay] You know, I really gotta thank you gals for outing me. Chicks dig gay dudes.
Elliot : Oh, my God, I cannot believe I let you into that dressing room while I was trying on bras.
Carla : [turns to Elliot] Eewww!
Todd : That was a very special time for me.
Carla : Unbelieveable.
Elliot : [as they walk away] He saw the girls.
Todd : [Carla and Elliot are now down the hall] It's ok if you girls wanna walk away, cause I'd love to see you go. Nothing wrong with that.
[walks down the hall, looks to an intern]
Todd : Nothing wrong with that either.
[looks to a nurse]
Todd : Or that.
[Exhales]
Todd : [Janitor and The Todd meet]
Janitor : What the hell are you?
Todd : I'm the Todd
[Todd walks off]
Janitor : [makes a disgusted face]
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Dr. Cox : All right, people, gather round. Here we go. Now, I'm sure we all recognize just how rare it is to get a win like this; but since we are surrounded by patients who are clinging to life, I'm going to give kudos in whisper form.
[whispering]
Dr. Cox : And since I'm an egomaniac, first props come to me; let me hear it, people.
Dr. Christopher Turk : [whispering] You are some kind of super hero.
Carla : [whispering] You're a god.
Elliot : [whispering] You're a beautiful healer.
Dr. Cox : [still whispering] This was not a complete and total solo effort; it was an extraordinary job done by each and every one of you.
Dr. Bob Kelso : I can't hear a word he's saying!
Dr. Cox : Be older, Bob.
Dr. Bob Kelso : Well, just because I can't hear your silly-ass whispering doesn't mean I'm old! Matter of fact, I'm going to my office and tinker with my new computer.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Uh, what kind is it?
Dr. Bob Kelso : It's about 3.30... Ah ah ah, I heard what he said, people; but damn, that joke's a classic.
