Mama's Family (TV Series)
The Really Loud Family (1988)
Vicki Lawrence: Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper
Quotes
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Bubba Higgins : I have to make a video for my sociology class.
Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper : Well it better not be one of them trashy music videos with a bunch of misfits in spandex gyrating in the fog.
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Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper : [When she sees all the toys left in the front yard for the church drive] Good Lord!... My front yard looks like an explosion at Toys R Us!
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Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper : [Mama gets aggravated watching Bubba's video] I'm just lovin' this!
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Naomi Oates Harper : [after seeing herself on Bubba's video] Bubba, you ruined my reputation!
Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper : Oh what reputation you tramp!
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Vinton Harper : [after watching Mama on Bubba's video] Oh now Mama, don't be so hard on yourself... You're not that bad a mother.
Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper : I know that, you pea brain!... Cecil B. DeMoron put words in my mouth!
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Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper : [after seeing Naomi in Bubba's video] What in the hell kinda smut is that?
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Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper : [after seeing what Vinton said in Bubba's video] Vinton, I'm gonna kill you!... You made me out to be a lush!
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Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper : [after seeing what Iola said in Bubba's video] I'm just lovin' this... First, I'm a lush... Now, I'm an abusive mother!
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Iola Lucille Boylen : [after seeing what Iola said in Bubba's video] Thelma, I would like to explain...
Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper : Just you never mind, you've said enough... The camera never lies!
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Vinton Harper : [after they see what Vinton said on Bubba's video] Mama, that's not the story I told.
Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper : Oh, shut up and go get me another beer!
[She hands Vinton an empty beer can]
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Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper : [When she sees Bubba's name all over the opening credits] Damn, the camera sure didn't short out when came to puttin' his name on this thing.
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Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper : [On Bubba's video] When I think of my family, my kids and all of thier kids... It just turns my stomach.
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Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper : [On Bubba's video] Some people would say I've failed as a mother... And, I'd have to agree with them.
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Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper : [On Bubba's video] Know where most of the blame lies?... Right with this old lady.
[Pointing to herself]