Thor (2011)

Chris Hemsworth: Thor

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• Thor : [walking into a pet shop]  I need a horse!

  Pet Store Clerk : We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.

  Thor : Then give me one of those large enough to ride.

• Thor : [taking coffee for the first time]  This drink... I like it!

  Darcy : I know, it's great right?

  Thor : ANOTHER!

  Thor : [throws the mug on the floor and shatters it] 

  Jane Foster : [to the lady behind the counter]  Sorry, Izzie, little accident...

  Jane Foster : [to Thor]  What was that?

  Thor : It was delicious! I want another!

  Jane Foster : You could have just said so!

  Thor : I just did!

  Jane Foster : I mean ask nicely!

  Thor : I meant no disrespect.

  Jane Foster : Alright, no more smashing. Deal?

  Thor : You have my word.

• Odin : You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!

  Thor : And you are an old man and a fool!

  Odin : Yes... I was a fool, to think you were ready.

  Loki : Father...

  Odin : [to Loki]  FIE!

  Odin : Thor Odinson... you have betrayed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you've opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms, you're unworthy of your title, you're unworthy... of the loved ones you have betrayed! I now take from you your power! In the name of my father and his father before, I, Odin Allfather, cast you out!

• Thor : Loki, this is madness!

  Loki : Is it madness? Is it? IS IT? I don't know what happened on Earth to make you so soft! Don't tell me it was that woman?... Oh, it was. Well maybe, when we're done here, I'll pay her a visit myself!

  [Thor gets mad] 

• Loki : [hanging from the edge of the Bifrost]  I could have done it, Father! I could have done it! For you! For all of us!

  Odin : No, Loki.

  [Loki stares for a moment, then loosens his grip] 

  Thor : Loki, no... NO!

  [Loki falls into a wormhole] 

• Thor : Why have you done this?

  Loki : To prove to Father that I am a worthy son! When he wakes, I will have saved his life, I will have destroyed that race of monsters, and I will be true heir to the throne!

  Thor : You can't kill an entire race!

  Loki : Why not?... And what is this new found love for the Frost Giants? You, could have killed them all with your bare hands!

  Thor : I've changed.

  Loki : So have I. Now fight me!

• Loki : Look at you. The mighty Thor! With all your strength! And what good does it do you now? Do you hear me, brother? There's nothing you can do!

  [Thor smashes the Bifrost] 

  Loki : What are you doing? If you destroy the Bridge, you'll never see her again!

  Thor : Forgive me, Jane!

• King Laufey : The house of Odin is full of traitors...

  Thor : Do not dishonor my father's name with your lies!

  King Laufey : Your father is a murderer and a thief! And why have YOU come, to talk of peace? You long for battle, you crave it! You're nothing more than a boy trying to prove himself a man!

  Thor : Be warned, this boy grows tired of your mockery!

  [Jotuns surround the Asgardians] 

  Loki : Thor, stop and think. Look around you, we're outnumbered...

  Thor : Know your place, brother!

  King Laufey : You know not what your actions would unleash... I do. Go now, while I still allow it.

  [Loki has to restrain Thor] 

  Loki : We will accept your most gracious offer. Come on, brother...

  [Thor turns to leave] 

  Frost Giant Sentry : Run back home, little princess.

  Loki : Damn...

  [Thor smashes down the Sentry] 

  Thor : Next?

• [last lines] 

  Thor : So Earth is lost to us...

  Heimdall : No. There is always hope.

  Thor : Can you see her?

  Heimdall : [chuckles]  Yes.

  Thor : How is she?

  Heimdall : She searches for you.

• [Thor approaches the Destroyer] 

  Thor : Brother, however I have wronged you, whatever I have done that has led you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent, taking their lives will gain you nothing. So take mine, and end this.

• [Thor brings a drunken Selvig home] 

  Jane Foster : What happened?

  Thor : He's fine! We drank, we fought - he made his ancestors proud!

  Jane Foster : Put him on the bed.

  Erik Selvig : [to Thor]  Oh, I still don't think you're the god of thunder. But you ought to be!

• [while interrogating Thor, Coulson steps out for a moment...] 

  Thor : Loki. What are you doing here?

  Loki : [as a SHIELD agent]  I had to see you.

  Thor : What's happened? Tell me, is it Jotunheim? Let me explain to Father...

  Loki : Father is dead.

  Thor : What?

  Loki : Your banishment, the threat of a new war... it was too much for him to bear. You mustn't blame yourself. I know that you loved him. I tried to tell him so, but he wouldn't listen. It was so cruel to put the hammer within your reach knowing that you could never lift it. The burden of the throne has fallen to me now.

  Thor : Can I come home?

  Loki : The truce with Jotunheim is conditional upon your exile.

  Thor : Yes, but... couldn't we find a way...?

  Loki : And Mother has forbidden your return. This is goodbye, brother. I'm so sorry.

  Thor : No. I am sorry. Thank you for coming here.

  Loki : Farewell.

  Thor : Goodbye.

  [Loki leaves, just as Coulson returns] 

  Agent Coulson : [having heard Thor]  "Goodbye?" I just got back.

• Thor : My friends, have you forgotten all that we have done together? Fandral, Hogun, who led you into the glorious of battles?

  Hogun : You did.

  Thor : And, Volstagg, who introduced you to delicacies so succulent you thought you'd died and gone to Valhalla?

  Volstagg : [chuckles]  You did.

  Thor : And who proved wrong all who scoffed at the idea that a young maiden could be one of the fiercest warriors this realm has ever known?

  Sif : I did!

  Thor : True, but I supported you, Sif.

• Thor : You know, I had it all backwards. I had it all wrong.

  Erik Selvig : It's not a bad thing finding out that you don't have all the answers. You start asking the right questions.

  Thor : For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.

  Erik Selvig : Anyone who's ever going to find his way in this world, has to start by admitting he doesn't know...

• Thor : This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance!

• Agent Coulson : Donald? I don't think you've been completely honest with me.

  Thor : Know this, son of Coul. You and I, we fight for the same cause: the protection of this world. From this day forward, you can count me in as your ally, if... you return the items you have taken from Jane.

  Jane Foster : Stolen!

  Agent Coulson : Borrowed.

  [Correcting her, and in a jovial tone] 

  Agent Coulson : Of course you can have your equipment back. You're going to need it to continue your research.

  Thor : [Pulling Jane close to his side]  Would you like to see the bridge we spoke of?

  Jane Foster : Uh... sure.

  [grabs Jane, flies off] 

  Agent Coulson : Wait, we need to debrief you!

• [Loki appears in front of a fuming Thor] 

  Thor : It's unwise to be in my company right now, brother. Today was to be my day of triumph!

  Loki : It'll come, in time. If it's any consolation, I think you're right. About the Frost Giants, about Laufey, about everything. If they were able to slip past Asgard's defenses once, who's to say they won't try again? Next time with an army.

  Thor : Exactly!

  Loki : There's nothing you can do without defying Father.

  [Thor looks at Loki] 

  Loki : No! No, no, no, no! I know that look!

  Thor : It's the only way to ensure the safety of our borders!

  Loki : Thor, it's madness!

• Thor : You think me strange?

  Jane Foster : Yes.

  Thor : Good strange, or bad strange?

  Jane Foster : I'm not sure yet...

• Thor : Hammer! Hammer!

  Darcy : Yeah, we can tell you're hammered.

• Thor : [fighting hospital interns]  You are no match for the mighty...

  [an intern jabs a syringe into his butt, he passes out instantly] 

• [Thor is knocked down by a gargantuan SHIELD agent] 

  Thor : You're big. I've fought bigger.

• Jane Foster : So is this how you normally look?

  Thor : More or less.

  Jane Foster : It's a good look!

• Thor : [to a doctor who put an IV on him]  How dare you attack the son of Odin!

• Odin : You'll be a wise king.

  Thor : There will never be a wiser king than you. Or a better father. I have much to learn. I know that now. One day, perhaps, I will make you proud.

  Odin : You've already made me proud.

• [from trailer] 

  Jane Foster : Describe exactly what happened to you last night.

  Thor : Your ancestors called it magic...

  [Thor skims through a book on Norse mythology] 

  Thor : ...but you call it science. I come from a land where they are one and the same.

• Thor : You! What realm is this? Elfheim, Nilfheim?

  Darcy : [frightened, pulls out a taser]  New Mexico?

  Thor : You dare threaten Thor with such a puny weapon...?

  [Darcy tasers him] 

  Darcy : [to Jane]  What? He was freaking me out!

• [Thor, Loki, Sif and the Warriors Three meet Heimdall] 

  Loki : Leave this to me. Gatekeeper, we seek...

  Heimdall : You're not dressed warmly enough.

  Loki : I'm sorry?

  Heimdall : You think you can deceive me.

  Loki : You must be mistaken...

  Thor : Enough! Heimdall, may we pass?

  Heimdall : NEVER has an enemy escaped my watch until this day. I want to know how it happened.

  Thor : And tell no one where we have gone until we return. Understand?

  Volstagg : [to Loki]  What's the matter, silver tongue turned to lead?

• Thor : How do I look?

  Loki : Like a king.

• Thor : Sif, you've done all you could.

  Sif : [wounded from fighting the Destroyer]  NO! I'll die a warrior's death! Stories will be told of this day!

  Thor : Live, and tell those stories yourself!

• [struck by the Destroyer] 

  Thor : [near death, to Jane]  It's all right, it's over... You're safe...

• Thor : I will not fight you, brother!

  Loki : I'm not your brother! I never was!

• Thor : What you seek, it's a bridge.

  Jane Foster : Like, like an Einstein-Rosen Bridge?

  Thor : More like a Rainbow Bridge.

  Jane Foster : God, I hope you're not crazy.

• [Loki's clones surround Thor] 

  Thor : ENOUGH!

  [strikes Mjolnir and sends the real Loki tumbling] 

• Thor : We're going to Jotunheim.

  Fandral : What? This isn't like going to Earth, where you summon a little lightning and thunder and the mortals worship you as a god! This is Jotunheim!

• Thor : My friends, I've never been happier to see you! But you should not have come.

  Fandral : We've here to bring you home!

  Thor : You know I can't come home. My father is... is dead, and I must remain in exile.

  Sif : Thor, your father still lives!

• [about the burglary] 

  Thor : The Jotuns must pay for what they have done!

  Odin : They have paid, with their lives. The Destroyer did its work, the Casket is safe, and all is well.

  Thor : All is well? They broke into the weapons vault! If the Frost Giants have stolen even one of these relics...

  Odin : They didn't.

  Thor : Well I want to know why!

  Odin : I have a truce with Laufey, king of the Jotuns.

  Thor : He just broke your truce! They know you are vulnerable!

  Odin : What action would you take?

  Thor : March into Jotunheim as you once did! Teach them a lesson! Break their spirits, so they would never dare try to cross our borders again!

  Odin : You're thinking only as a warrior.

  Thor : This was an act of war!

  Odin : It was the act of but a few, doomed to fail.

  Thor : Look how far they got!

  Odin : We will find the breach in our defenses and it will be sealed.

  Thor : As king of Asgard...!

  Odin : BUT YOU'RE NOT KING! Not yet.

• Thor : Why did you bring us back?

  Odin : Do you realize what you've done, what you've started?

  Thor : I was protecting my throne!

  Odin : You cannot even defend your friends! How can you hope to protect the kingdom?

• Thor : Why don't you tell her? How you sent the Destroyer to kill our friends, to kill me!

  Frigga : What?

  Loki : Well, I must have been enforcing father's last command.

  Thor : You're a talented liar, brother. Always have been.

  Loki : It's good to have you back. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim!

• Heimdall : Be warned, I shall uphold my sacred oath to protect this realm as its gatekeeper. If your return threatens the safety of Asgard, my gate will remain shut and you will be left to perish on the cold waste of Jotunheim.

  Volstagg : Couldn't you just keep the bridge open for us?

  Heimdall : Keeping the bridge open would unleash the full power of the Bifrost and destroy Jotunheim, with you on it.

  Thor : I have no plans to die today.

  Heimdall : None do.

• Thor : Once I retrieve Mjolnir, I will return to you the items they stole from you. Deal?

  Jane Foster : No. You think you're gonna just walk in and walk out ?

  Thor : No. I'm gonna fly out.

• Thor : You're very brave, for helping me.

  Jane Foster : They stole my life's work, so I don't have much to lose.

• Erik Selvig : [about Jane]  I've seen the way she looks at you. If you hurt her...

  Thor : I swear to you, I mean her no harm.

• Thor : Jane, you have to get everybody out of here!

  Jane Foster : What about you?

  Volstagg : Thor's going to fight with us!

  Thor : My friends, I am just a man. I'd only get in your way or worse get one of you killed. But you can help me get everyone to safety.

  Jane Foster : Well, if you're staying, then so am I!

  Thor : We'll need some time!

  Fandral : You'll have it!

• Agent Coulson : Dr. Selvig, keep him away from the bars!

  Thor : Where are we going?

  Erik Selvig : To get a drink!

• [Thor is smashing down Frost Giants] 

  Sif : Thor!

  Loki : WE MUST GO!

  Thor : Then go!

• Thor : You must return to Asgard! You have to stop Loki!

  Fandral : What about you?

  Thor : Do not worry, my friends. I have a plan.

  [everyone falls back, Thor walks towards the Destroyer] 

• [from trailer] 

  Thor : [to Jane Foster]  The answers you seek shall be yours, once I claim what is mine.

• [from trailer] 

  Thor : For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do...

• Thor : I would have words with my brother...

• Thor : Heimdall, open the Bridge! Heimdall, we need you now!

• [a wounded Heimdall collapses] 

  Thor : Get him to the Healing Room! Leave my brother to me.

• [Odin appears in Jotunheim] 

  Thor : Father, we'll finish them together!

  Odin : SILENCE!

• [Thor wakes up strapped to a hospital bed] 

  Thor : It's not possible...

• Jane Foster : I am sorry, I cannot take you.

  Thor : Then this is where we say goodbye! Jane Foster, Dr Selvig, Darcy: farewell.

• Loki : [referring to Thor's Eagle-Winged Helmet]  Nice feathers

  Thor : [referring to Loki's Horned Headpiece]  You don't really want to start this again, do you, Cow?

• [in Jotunheim] 

  Sif : Where are they?

  Thor : Hiding! As cowards always do!

• Thor : There won't be a kingdom to protect if you're afraid to act! The Jotuns must fear me, just as they once feared you!

  Odin : Have you forgotten everything I taught you? A warrior's patient!

  Thor : While you wait and be patient, the Nine Worlds laugh at us! The old ways are done, yet you stand and give speeches while Asgard falls!

• Thor : Thank you, Jane.

• Thor : At least make it a challenge for me!

  [More Frost Giants enter the fray and put up a harder fight] 

  Thor : That's more like it!

• [from trailer] 

  Thor : [waking up in the middle of nowhere]  Oh, no... this is Earth... isn't it?

• [from trailer] 

  Jane Foster : Who are you?

  Thor : You'll know soon enough!

• [from trailer] 

  Thor : [to Jane]  I will return.