- Ratchet: Dr. Fujiyama's doohickey's under that drape!
- Wheeljack: If it walks, it probably needs a long extension cord. Ha ha.
- Ratchet: Heh heh heh. I wonder if batteries are included. Heh heh heh.
- Wheeljack: When they turn it on, it'll probably blow the lights!
- Optimus Prime: We're here to guard the robot, not to make jokes at its expense.
- Megatron: Mirage, prepare to disappear... permanently!
- [Optimus quickly grabs Megatron before he can get a good shot at Mirage]
- Cliffjumper: [referring to Nightbird] We've got to find a way to stop her.
- Optimus Prime: I'm open to suggestions. And you don't need to raise your hands before you speak.
- Starscream: [while seeing Nightbird show off some moves] She looks like some earthling play puppet.
- [Nightbird then hits Starscream]
- Megatron: Yes! But this puppet has a punch.
- Optimus Prime: What is a ninja?
- Spike Witwicky: An ancient Japanese warrior capable of amazing feats of skill and daring.
- Jazz: Yeah, I read about them. Ninjas were then the assassins.