- Firestar: I can't believe I've lost track of a spider the size of a garage! There! Either that's his trail, or someone tried to land a 747 here.
- Spider-Man: Whatever happened to the good old days, when the bad guys went to jail and that was that?
- Angelica Jones: We're gonna go catch that new Sci-Fi movie, "Space Samurai". Wanna come along, Peter?
- Peter Parker: Nah, I'd better hit the books.
- Bobby Drake: You sure know how to have fun, pal.
- Angelica Jones: Miss Lion will keep you company.
- [Ms Lion jumps on the table, scattering Peter's study books and papers]
- Peter Parker: Oh, swell...
- Firestar: Hey, Spidey! What's in the bag?
- Dr. Zoltan Amadeus: [posing as Spider-Man] Trouble, for both of you!
- Police Officer: [to Spider-Man] These Adamantium cuffs ought to hold you. You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to the presence of an attorney.
- Spider-Man: Please, you gotta believe me, I'm innocent.
- Narrator: Well, the world may be filled with Scorpions and Arachnoids and whatever, but we'll take Spider-Man!