- Victor Von Doom: In exactly 30 minutes, my laser cannon will melt through the earthquake fault. When that happens, all of New York will begin to crumble and slowly slip into the sea.
- J. Jonah Jameson: M-my house. Turn it off! You're ruining my house!
- Victor Von Doom: Get the President of the United States on the phone.
- J. Jonah Jameson: Eh, he fixes houses?
- J. Jonah Jameson: How long is all this gonna take, Doom?
- Victor Von Doom: Doctor Doom. I would not advise you to repeat that error.
- J. Jonah Jameson: Sure, I know what you mean, I hate it when some people call me J.J...
- Peter Parker: J.J.?
- J. Jonah Jameson: Yeah, what do you - Parker!
- Victor Von Doom: With but a touch of my finger, I detonate an explosion in Greenland. And another in the jungles of Mexico. My calculations are of course precise, and the result exactly as I predict. My explotions have created a new earthquake fault. And New York City trembles on the brink of extinction. Soon, Boris, it won't be a holographic image I hold in my hand, but the Earth itself.