It's Kind of a Funny Story (2010)

Zach Galifianakis: Bobby

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• Bobby : See, that's the part I don't get, Craig. I mean, you're cool, you're smart, you're talented. You have a family that loves you. You know, what I would do just to be you, for just a day? I would... I would do so much. I would... I don't know. I would just... I'd just live. Like it meant something.

• Bobby : I got in.

  Craig : In what?

  Bobby : In your mama.

• Bobby : I don't get wrapped up in a bunch of stuff I can't have.

  Johnny : Relax, it's just for fun, bro.

  Bobby : That's not fun. That's propaganda, man. All those Madison Avenue types telling you how to live your life. Fast cars, hot chicks... Reese's Pieces... Gucci... Werther's Original. I don't buy into that bullshit!

• Bobby : Well, well, well! Still working on it, Cool Craig?

  Craig : It's not what you think.

  Bobby : I think the two of you were playing the question game outside, that's what I think.

  Craig : ...Well, I... guess it is what you think then.

  Bobby : I thought so.

• Craig : [During a basketball practice in the hospital]  How'd you end up in here?

  Bobby : Man, you don't give up, do you? I'm on vacation.

  Craig : Seriously.

  Bobby : I am serious. Some people go to Hamptons. I come here. Get a little R&R. People feed you. I get high sometimes, man.

  Craig : That's not what I've heard about you.

  Bobby : [sigh]  What did you hear?

  Craig : [hesitating a bit]  I heard you tried to rape a penguin at the zoo.

  Bobby : [straightening up]  Who told you that?

• Bobby : Hey, what's the pot up to now?

  Johnny : Eleven.

  Bobby : Eleven? Yesterday it was twelve.

  Johnny : Humble ate a buck.

  Bobby : Humble ate a buck?

  Johnny : The professor bet him a dollar he wouldn't eat it. He won.

  Bobby : What is the world coming to?

  [to Craig] 

  Bobby : Bunch of nut jobs in here, I'll tell you that.

  Craig : What's the money for?

  Bobby : Pizza party. So we don't have to eat this crap. They say we can have one, but we have to pay for it ourselves.

  Craig : Well, I have eight dollars.

  Bobby : [pauses]  Well, you don't have to go bragging about it, Craig.