- Jean: [about the Duncans] They were either in each other's arms or at each other's throats, those two. If you found them rolling on the ground, you mightn't know which.
- [last lines]
- Judith Hanson: Men!
- Sandy: Men!
- Judith Hanson: Oh, not you as well!
- Sandy: It's not our day, is it?
- Judith Hanson: Rugby.
- Sandy: What else?
- Judith Hanson: I don't know.
- Sandy: I don't know.
- Jean: I don't know.
- [Lionel enters]
- Lionel: One of the bulbs in the bathroom is flickering, I think...
- [notices the girls]
- Lionel: Oh.
- Judith Hanson: Hello, Lionel.
- Sandy: Hello, Lionel.
- Jean: The girls were in need of a little tender loving care, that's all.
- Lionel: Yes, of course.
- Jean: Where are you going?
- Lionel: To have another bath.
- [first lines]
- Lionel: Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh.
- Jean: Lionel. What's the matter? Are you all right?
- Lionel: Well, I shall never play the violin again, that's for sure.
- Jean: Well, you shouldn't have carried so much.
- Lionel: We shouldn't have sent so much. A few things to be dry-cleaned for the charity shop, you said. I'm not only in pain; I'm bankrupt as well.
- Jean: Well, is that all?
- Lionel: Look, I'm entitled to a little moan.
- Jean: No, I mean is that all the dry cleaning?