- Lilly Truscott: Ah, man, you made me miss his muscles... his zombie slaying muscles.
- Miley Stewart: Lilly build a bridge and get over it.
- Jake Ryan: Miley you seemed nervous when asked you to the dance at school which is to be expected cause look at me.
- Lilly Truscott: I do, all the time even when you don't know it.
- Lilly Truscott: Did I just say that out loud?
- Miley Stewart: yes!
- Miley Stewart: Oh no! This is horrible! Not only do I have to kiss him, but my lips fall off!
- Lilly Truscott: No it's okay see, he reattaches them with his love.
- Lilly Truscott: Awww!
- Miley Stewart: EWWWWW!
- Lilly Truscott: Since when do you like Jake?
- Miley Stewart: Since he saved me from going to the Portal of the Underworld. Those kinds of things make you realize what's important in life
- Lilly Truscott: What are you doing? Your supposed to be at a 70's dance! Not turning letters on a game show!
- Miley Stewart: OH MY GOD! I completley forgot! I hope i don't stand out!
- Jake Ryan: So Hannah, what do you think of the script?
- Miley Stewart: Well, love everythang... except for page 41.
- Miley Stewart: Lilly, I am trying to tell you something!
- Lilly Truscott: What? That your pants are too tight?
- Lilly Truscott: Hmmm. Over the ears or behind the ears. Oh! One over and one behind! Oh, yeah! I'm good!
- Miley Stewart: Ugh!
- Lilly Truscott: Hey! My ears aren't that bad!
- Miley Stewart: UGH!
- Lilly Truscott: Ok, no ears.
- Miley Stewart: Hello? I'm trying to tell you something Lilly!
- Lilly Truscott: What? Your pants are on too tight?
- Miley Stewart: No, guess which pop teen singer is getting a role in "Zombie High"
- Lilly Truscott: Paula Abdul!
- Miley Stewart: No, Hannah Montana.
- Lilly Truscott: Are you serious! Wait, you don't know how to act.
- Miley Stewart: Yes I do! I act like all of Oliver's jokes are funny. I act like I'm not Hannah Montana. And I acted like I liked that sweater that you wore yesterday.
- Lilly Truscott: What?
- Miley Stewart: I loved it, I was acting. Or was I?
- Lilly Truscott: Ooh! You are good!
- Jake Ryan: So Miley. Will you go to the seventies dance with me?
- [girls gasp]
- Miley Stewart: Yes
- Group of Girls: No!
- Miley Stewart: I mean no!
- Group of Girls: Yay!
- Jake Ryan: No?
- Miley Stewart: Yes I mean no!
- Group of Girls: Huh?
- Miley Stewart: Now you cheer.
- Group of Girls: Yay!
- Jake Ryan: Hey Miley, wow, you look great!
- Lilly Truscott: Really? I think she looks like a FIRETRUCK.
- Lilly Truscott: So... what are you saying?
- Miley Stewart: Gives Lily a weird look
- Lilly Truscott: That I'm the canned fruit cup you get when they're all out of the chocolate pudding!
- Lilly Truscott: So, what are you saying? That I'm the canned fruit cup you get when they're all out of the chocolate pudding.
- Miley Stewart: What?
- Lilly Truscott: You know what I mean. Well I've got news for you. The Jake ship has sailed... And you're not on it... I'm in a first class cabin.
- Miley Stewart: Just leave mad already.
- Lilly Truscott: Happily.
- [both walk off in opposite directions, then come back]
- Miley Stewart: My house is this way.
- Lilly Truscott: My house is that way.
- [telling Lilly about her new-found crush on Jake]
- Miley Stewart: Well, you would've known last night if you had your cell phone... photosynthesis! I mean, come on!