Hannah Montana (TV Series)

People Who Use People (2006)

Cody Linley: Jake Ryan

Quotes 

• Jake Ryan : So who's your friend?

  Miley Stewart : Oh. That's Willis. He's from Seattle. You know, the coffee capital of America. He drinks it... black.

  Jake Ryan : Holly drinks espresso.

  Miley Stewart : Willis shaves.

  Jake Ryan : Holly waxes.

  Miley Stewart : Willis is a SENIOR!

  Jake Ryan : Uh... wow.

• Miley Stewart : Oh, Hey Jake! I didn't notice you were on the beach.

  Jake Ryan : Oh, Hey Miley. I didn't notice you here on the beach. This is Holly. She's an actress.

  Miley Stewart : Oh yeah! I saw you in that commercial. You know, the one where you had to have that really uncomfterable talk with your mom. I hope everything worked out.

  Holly : That wasn't really my mom, okay?

  Miley Stewart : Well, as long as the foot fungus is gone.

  Jake Ryan : So, who's your friend?

  Miley Stewart : Oh, that's Willis. He just moved here from Seattle, you know, the coffee capital of the U.S? He drinks it, black.

  Jake Ryan : Holly drinks espresso.

  Miley Stewart : Willis shaves.

  Jake Ryan : Holly waxes.

  Miley Stewart : Willis is a senior!

  Jake Ryan : [pauses]  Wow.

  Miley Stewart : [smiles]  Toodles!

• Jake Ryan : Who's your friend?

  Miley Stewart : Oh, that's Willis. He's from Seattle. You know the coffee capital. Hedrinks his B-LACK!

  Jake Ryan : Holly drinks expresso.

  Miley Stewart : Willis shaves.

  Jake Ryan : Holly waxes.

  Miley Stewart : Willis is a SENIOR!

  Jake Ryan : WOW

  Miley Stewart : Toodles.

  Jake Ryan : Oh Holly open up!

  [throws popcorn in her mouth] 

  Miley Stewart : Oh Willis, are you hungry?

  [shoves pretzel in his mouth] 

• Jake Ryan : This is Holly. She's an actress.

  Miley Stewart : Oh yeah. I saw you in that commercial, you know the one where you had to have that really uncomfortable talk with your mom. How did that work out?

  Holly : That wasn't really my mom. OK.

  Miley Stewart : Well... as long as the toe fungus is gone.

• Miley Stewart : Admit it Jake. You like me.

  Jake Ryan : So. You like me. Just say it.

  Miley Stewart : No you say it.

  Jake Ryan : No you.

  Miley Stewart : No you.

  Miley Stewart : [they kiss] 

  Miley Stewart : [smiles] 

• Miley Stewart : So, I guess this kinda means we're together.

  Jake Ryan : I guess it does.

  Miley Stewart : So. Do you wanna go out some time, or do you wanna ask me since your the guy?

  Jake Ryan : Well, I don't really know how to say it.

  Miley Stewart : Come on it's not that hard.

  Jake Ryan : Well ok. Do you want to go out with me, four months from this Saturday?

  Miley Stewart : Yeah. That sounds- HUH?

  Jake Ryan : Well. Frankie Munez was going to do this movie, but he dropped out. I fly to Romania tonight!

  Miley Stewart : Yeah, but ya' can't just leave. Ya' kissed me!

  Jake Ryan : Well hey! It's not my fault I got a big part in a movie!

  Miley Stewart : I know but, YA KISSED ME!

  Jake Ryan : I know, and it was great, and now I don't have to go off for four months and wonder what it would have been like!

  Miley Stewart : Yeah. It would have been awful for you to have left without plantin' one on me!

  Jake Ryan : Exactly!

  Miley Stewart : So, I guess it is four months, so I'm gonna give you a little something extra to remember me by.

  Miley Stewart : [leans in to kiss Jake and they both close their eyes. Miley opens her eyes and pushes him off of the rail] 

  Jake Ryan : WOAH!

  Miley Stewart : Tat's how I plant one.

• Jake Ryan : It's nice to see you again Hannah. Can't wait to get you back on set so we can finish our kiss. I'll have my people call your people!

  Miley Stewart : Great! My people will be waiting!

  Lilly Truscott : Which is me. Her most important people. I may look familar. But we've never met before. Not even at school or anything. Cause I'm home schooled, in Canada, where the Moose are.

  Jake Ryan : O.K. Nice to meet you, too. Bye!

  Miley Stewart : Bye, Jake. Where the Moose are. In Canada. Where I'm home schooled. Way to keep your cover, Lola.

• Miley Stewart : Ok Whats up Jake? why haven't you told anyone about me an balloon boy?

  Jake Ryan : Why would I do that? You seemed so miserable and I didn't want to make it any worse.

  Miley Stewart : Really, thats kinda nice.

  Jake Ryan : It's like I've been telling you all along, im really not a bad guy.

  Miley Stewart : Maybe not.

  Jake Ryan : Plus I thought it was kinda cool that you went thriugh all that trouble just to make me jealous.

  [Walks off] 

  Miley Stewart : [Catches up to him]  wowhoho. Slow down there eagle boy. Why would I be trying to make you jealous, besides you have a girlfriend.

  Jake Ryan : Holly, shes not my girlfriend. We have a movie coming out so we were hanging out, its a publicity thing.

  Miley Stewart : Why didn't you tell me that before?

  Jake Ryan : Uh, Well I, I, I, think I...

  Miley Stewart : [Cuts him off]  Wait a minute I know why, because you were trying to make me jealous.

  Jake Ryan : Was not.

  Miley Stewart : Was too, admit it Jake you like me!

  Jake Ryan : No, you like me just say it!

  Miley Stewart : No you say it!

  Jake Ryan : No You!

  Miley Stewart : No You!

  [He goes in and Kisses her. Lily who is watching all of this eating popcorn on a chair falls over spilling all of it]