Hannah Montana (TV Series)
People Who Use People (2006)
Mitchel Musso: Oliver Oken
Quotes
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Miley Stewart : Just look for cool, older guys.
Willis : Hey Miley!
Miley Stewart : Hey Willis! Who's your friend?
Willis : Oh! This is my best friend Mike! Mike this is the girl I was telling you about. What do you think?
Mike : Hubba Hubba!
[sprays Miley with silly string]
Miley Stewart : How old is he?
Willis : I know, I know. He looks 10 but he's really 12.
Lilly Truscott : Isn't weird to hang out with people younger than you?
Willis : Well, truth is, Mike's older than me.
Oliver Oken : How old are you?
Willis : I'm 11, and 3/4.
Miley Stewart : You're 11.
Willis : And 3/4.
Miley Stewart : Watchu talkin bout Willis?
Miley Stewart : How can you be 11?
Lilly Truscott : And 3/4
Miley Stewart : NOT HELPING!
Miley Stewart : And take that giraffe off of your head.
Willis : UHHHH! It's a dragon!
Miley Stewart : Whatever, it's a balloon hat.
Oliver Oken : Look at the brightside she can babysit him for extra money.
Miley Stewart : You said you were graduating.
Willis : I AM!
Miley Stewart : Elementary school.
Willis : Sorry! I just wanted to see what it would feel like being at a party with you know an older babe.
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Lilly Truscott : Miley you either confront him now or later?
Miley Stewart : I pick later.
[turns around to leave, they turn her back around]
Miley Stewart : I can see him now,
[mocking jake]
Miley Stewart : hey miley what are you and Willis doing tomorrow night, hot date on the teater totter?
Oliver Oken : I guess he wanted to try it on them 1st.
Jake's Friend : Miley you won't believe what jake just told us...
Miley Stewart : Yeah so I went out with an 11 year old. But if you ask me he could totally pass for a 16 year old. Without the balloon hat.
Lilly Truscott : Or the ninja stickers
Miley Stewart : HEY!
Jake's Friend : We were just going to tell you this funny joke Jake told us. But you went out with an 11 year old is so much funnier!
Oliver Oken : Awkward!
[Miley stares at him]
Oliver Oken : I'm just gonna go see what that joke was.
Miley Stewart : And I'm gonna go talk to Jake
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Oliver Oken : Why is Miley shoving a pretzel in that guys mouth?
Lilly Truscott : I think it's supposed to look romantic.
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Miley Stewart : Don't worry! I got him right where I want him!
Oliver Oken : Which is where?
Lilly Truscott : [Lily points her fingers at Miley as she walks by like she knows]
Lilly Truscott : I have no idea!
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Willis : I'm eleven, and three-quarters.
Miley Stewart : How can you be eleven?
Oliver Oken : Look on the brightside, she can babysit him for extra money.
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Willis : [Miley forces Willis' arm around her shoulder] Oh! I'm touching shoulder!
Mike : [runs] Willis, they're cutting the cake! It's shaped like a castle!
Willis : In a minute!
Mike : Well you better hurry if you want any of the pudding moat!
Willis : Pudding moat?
[throws arm off Miley, runs to cake]
Lilly Truscott : [turns to Oliver] Remember when you used to like cake more than girls?
Oliver Oken : Yeah. Ppuh. Kids.
Lilly Truscott : Why don't you go get some?
Oliver Oken : [runs] Maybe just a taste!