Hannah Montana (TV Series)
People Who Use People (2006)
Miley Cyrus: Miley Stewart, Hannah Montana
Quotes
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Jake Ryan : So who's your friend?
Miley Stewart : Oh. That's Willis. He's from Seattle. You know, the coffee capital of America. He drinks it... black.
Jake Ryan : Holly drinks espresso.
Miley Stewart : Willis shaves.
Jake Ryan : Holly waxes.
Miley Stewart : Willis is a SENIOR!
Jake Ryan : Uh... wow.
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Miley Stewart : Oh, Hey Jake! I didn't notice you were on the beach.
Jake Ryan : Oh, Hey Miley. I didn't notice you here on the beach. This is Holly. She's an actress.
Miley Stewart : Oh yeah! I saw you in that commercial. You know, the one where you had to have that really uncomfterable talk with your mom. I hope everything worked out.
Holly : That wasn't really my mom, okay?
Miley Stewart : Well, as long as the foot fungus is gone.
Jake Ryan : So, who's your friend?
Miley Stewart : Oh, that's Willis. He just moved here from Seattle, you know, the coffee capital of the U.S? He drinks it, black.
Jake Ryan : Holly drinks espresso.
Miley Stewart : Willis shaves.
Jake Ryan : Holly waxes.
Miley Stewart : Willis is a senior!
Jake Ryan : [pauses] Wow.
Miley Stewart : [smiles] Toodles!
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Jake Ryan : Who's your friend?
Miley Stewart : Oh, that's Willis. He's from Seattle. You know the coffee capital. Hedrinks his B-LACK!
Jake Ryan : Holly drinks expresso.
Miley Stewart : Willis shaves.
Jake Ryan : Holly waxes.
Miley Stewart : Willis is a SENIOR!
Jake Ryan : WOW
Miley Stewart : Toodles.
Jake Ryan : Oh Holly open up!
[throws popcorn in her mouth]
Miley Stewart : Oh Willis, are you hungry?
[shoves pretzel in his mouth]
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Miley Stewart : Just look for cool, older guys.
Willis : Hey Miley!
Miley Stewart : Hey Willis! Who's your friend?
Willis : Oh! This is my best friend Mike! Mike this is the girl I was telling you about. What do you think?
Mike : Hubba Hubba!
[sprays Miley with silly string]
Miley Stewart : How old is he?
Willis : I know, I know. He looks 10 but he's really 12.
Lilly Truscott : Isn't weird to hang out with people younger than you?
Willis : Well, truth is, Mike's older than me.
Oliver Oken : How old are you?
Willis : I'm 11, and 3/4.
Miley Stewart : You're 11.
Willis : And 3/4.
Miley Stewart : Watchu talkin bout Willis?
Miley Stewart : How can you be 11?
Lilly Truscott : And 3/4
Miley Stewart : NOT HELPING!
Miley Stewart : And take that giraffe off of your head.
Willis : UHHHH! It's a dragon!
Miley Stewart : Whatever, it's a balloon hat.
Oliver Oken : Look at the brightside she can babysit him for extra money.
Miley Stewart : You said you were graduating.
Willis : I AM!
Miley Stewart : Elementary school.
Willis : Sorry! I just wanted to see what it would feel like being at a party with you know an older babe.
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Lilly Truscott : Miley you either confront him now or later?
Miley Stewart : I pick later.
[turns around to leave, they turn her back around]
Miley Stewart : I can see him now,
[mocking jake]
Miley Stewart : hey miley what are you and Willis doing tomorrow night, hot date on the teater totter?
Oliver Oken : I guess he wanted to try it on them 1st.
Jake's Friend : Miley you won't believe what jake just told us...
Miley Stewart : Yeah so I went out with an 11 year old. But if you ask me he could totally pass for a 16 year old. Without the balloon hat.
Lilly Truscott : Or the ninja stickers
Miley Stewart : HEY!
Jake's Friend : We were just going to tell you this funny joke Jake told us. But you went out with an 11 year old is so much funnier!
Oliver Oken : Awkward!
[Miley stares at him]
Oliver Oken : I'm just gonna go see what that joke was.
Miley Stewart : And I'm gonna go talk to Jake
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Jake Ryan : This is Holly. She's an actress.
Miley Stewart : Oh yeah. I saw you in that commercial, you know the one where you had to have that really uncomfortable talk with your mom. How did that work out?
Holly : That wasn't really my mom. OK.
Miley Stewart : Well... as long as the toe fungus is gone.
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Lilly Truscott : You can't date a senior, he's old enough to...
Miley Stewart : Make Jake jealous?
Lilly Truscott : Oooh, diabolical. Or should i say guy-abolical?
[laughs]
Miley Stewart : You shouldn't say anything.
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Miley Stewart : Who sprinkled drama queen in your oatmeal this morning?
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Miley Stewart : Admit it Jake. You like me.
Jake Ryan : So. You like me. Just say it.
Miley Stewart : No you say it.
Jake Ryan : No you.
Miley Stewart : No you.
Miley Stewart : [they kiss]
Miley Stewart : [smiles]
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Miley Stewart : So, I guess this kinda means we're together.
Jake Ryan : I guess it does.
Miley Stewart : So. Do you wanna go out some time, or do you wanna ask me since your the guy?
Jake Ryan : Well, I don't really know how to say it.
Miley Stewart : Come on it's not that hard.
Jake Ryan : Well ok. Do you want to go out with me, four months from this Saturday?
Miley Stewart : Yeah. That sounds- HUH?
Jake Ryan : Well. Frankie Munez was going to do this movie, but he dropped out. I fly to Romania tonight!
Miley Stewart : Yeah, but ya' can't just leave. Ya' kissed me!
Jake Ryan : Well hey! It's not my fault I got a big part in a movie!
Miley Stewart : I know but, YA KISSED ME!
Jake Ryan : I know, and it was great, and now I don't have to go off for four months and wonder what it would have been like!
Miley Stewart : Yeah. It would have been awful for you to have left without plantin' one on me!
Jake Ryan : Exactly!
Miley Stewart : So, I guess it is four months, so I'm gonna give you a little something extra to remember me by.
Miley Stewart : [leans in to kiss Jake and they both close their eyes. Miley opens her eyes and pushes him off of the rail]
Jake Ryan : WOAH!
Miley Stewart : Tat's how I plant one.
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Miley Stewart : I guess I do deserve this. I did use Willis.
Lilly Truscott : Boy did you ever! It's like you had a love cold, and he was the tissue. Willis can I borrow you for a second.
Lilly Truscott : [Lilly pretends to blow her nose]
Lilly Truscott : Goodbye, Willis!
Lilly Truscott : [pretends to throw the tissue, and then wipes her hand on Miley's shirt]
Miley Stewart : I already admitted I was wrong! You don't have to blow my nose in it!
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Jake Ryan : It's nice to see you again Hannah. Can't wait to get you back on set so we can finish our kiss. I'll have my people call your people!
Miley Stewart : Great! My people will be waiting!
Lilly Truscott : Which is me. Her most important people. I may look familar. But we've never met before. Not even at school or anything. Cause I'm home schooled, in Canada, where the Moose are.
Jake Ryan : O.K. Nice to meet you, too. Bye!
Miley Stewart : Bye, Jake. Where the Moose are. In Canada. Where I'm home schooled. Way to keep your cover, Lola.
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Miley Stewart : Don't worry! I got him right where I want him!
Oliver Oken : Which is where?
Lilly Truscott : [Lily points her fingers at Miley as she walks by like she knows]
Lilly Truscott : I have no idea!
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Willis : I'm eleven, and three-quarters.
Miley Stewart : How can you be eleven?
Oliver Oken : Look on the brightside, she can babysit him for extra money.
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Miley Stewart : I'm alright!
Lilly Truscott : Well, I don't think Frankie will be when he finds out you broke his teeny head!
Miley Stewart : I'm sorry Teeny.
Lilly Truscott : It's okay.
[Miley kisses teeny award]
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Willis : [to Miley] Hey! I was wondering if maybe you want to go to this... bowling party with me.
Miley Stewart : Sure! Of course I'll go to the bowling party with you
[speaks louder, directed towards Jake]
Miley Stewart : with all of your senior classmates!
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Lilly Truscott : You can't date a senior, he's old enough to...
Miley Stewart : ...make Jake jealous?
Lilly Truscott : Oooh, diabolical. Or should i say guy-abolical?
[laughs]
Miley Stewart : You shouldn't say anything.
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Miley Stewart : Ok Whats up Jake? why haven't you told anyone about me an balloon boy?
Jake Ryan : Why would I do that? You seemed so miserable and I didn't want to make it any worse.
Miley Stewart : Really, thats kinda nice.
Jake Ryan : It's like I've been telling you all along, im really not a bad guy.
Miley Stewart : Maybe not.
Jake Ryan : Plus I thought it was kinda cool that you went thriugh all that trouble just to make me jealous.
[Walks off]
Miley Stewart : [Catches up to him] wowhoho. Slow down there eagle boy. Why would I be trying to make you jealous, besides you have a girlfriend.
Jake Ryan : Holly, shes not my girlfriend. We have a movie coming out so we were hanging out, its a publicity thing.
Miley Stewart : Why didn't you tell me that before?
Jake Ryan : Uh, Well I, I, I, think I...
Miley Stewart : [Cuts him off] Wait a minute I know why, because you were trying to make me jealous.
Jake Ryan : Was not.
Miley Stewart : Was too, admit it Jake you like me!
Jake Ryan : No, you like me just say it!
Miley Stewart : No you say it!
Jake Ryan : No You!
Miley Stewart : No You!
[He goes in and Kisses her. Lily who is watching all of this eating popcorn on a chair falls over spilling all of it]
