The Real Ghostbusters (TV Series)

Ain't NASA-sarily So (1987)

Arsenio Hall: Winston Zeddemore

Quotes 

• Dr. Raymond Stantz : I don't know what we're gonna do. The creature's gotten so big, there's no way he'll fit into a trap.

  Winston Zeddemore : We should try to communicate with it. It might be intelligent.

  Dr. Peter Venkman : Hey, if it were intelligent, would it be here sucking sun out of a wire? No. It'd be in Bermuda, lying on the beach.

• Dr. Peter Venkman : Hot diggedy! A government contract. Big bucks, here we come!

  Dr. Raymond Stantz : I dunno, Peter. I'm still concerned about how the equipment is gonna function in zero gravity.

  Dr. Egon Spengler : I've made some modifications on this extra equipment I've brought. But they may not be totally effective.

  Dr. Peter Venkman : Don't sweat it. No company with a government contract ever knows what it's doing.

  Winston Zeddemore : What if the stuff doesn't work?

  Dr. Peter Venkman : If it doesn't work, you just charge more and do it again!

• Dr. Raymond Stantz : [the creature is touching Winston with it's tentacles]  It's looking for another energy source. You should be perfectly safe.

  Dr. Peter Venkman : Yeah, and don't worry, if he decides to eat you, we'll notify your next of kin.

  Winston Zeddemore : I don't have a next of kin.

  Dr. Peter Venkman : Too bad. I'll sell you mine.

• Dr. Peter Venkman : [facing a large tentacled monster]  Go ahead boys, we're right behind ya!

  Winston Zeddemore : Go ahead and what? How do we know our Ion Riffles will work on that?