- Dr. Peter Venkman: This job is getting too heavy, I need to get away! I need a vacation!
- Janine Melnitz: Have you considered Libya?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: We're in Scotland!
- Dr. Peter Venkman: We're in a Scottish airpot, Ray.
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: But Peter, I feel... home.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Ray, you're about as Scottish as a Big Mac.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: [using a PKE-Meter] This is hot, Peter, this is a live one.
- Angus Lenny: Oh, no, Dr. Spengler, I assure you, it's quite dead.
- Winston Zeddemore: How many of those things you think are out there?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Seven hundred and twenty-three.
- Winston Zeddemore: Thank you. Rough guess would've been fine.
- Winston Zeddemore: Oh, good. Now we made them mad.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Better us than Ray, keep firing!