- Dib Devlin: And behind Door Number Two, it's... Door Number One!
- [demons in the audience laugh and cheer]
- Ray Stantz: Hey, wait a minute! That's not fair, if we wanted Door Number One, we would've asked for Door Number One!
- Winston Zeddemore: Yeah. What if we asked for Door Number Three?
- Dib Devlin: Door Number Three it is. And what's behind that, but Door Number One! How about that?
- Winston Zeddemore: [in shock] I have sold my soul to the devil. I have sold my soul to the devil. I have sold my soul to the devil.
- Ray Stantz: Actually, Winston, Dib is a minor demon, not the devil per se.
- Winston Zeddemore: I have sold my soul to a minor demon. I have sold my soul to a minor demon.
- Peter Venkman: [after one of Dib Deblin's pupils glows red] Egon, I've seen that look before. That's either horrified realization, or you're pizza's coming up.