Goof Troop (TV Series)

Axed by Addition (1992)

Rob Paulsen: P.J. Pete

Quotes 

• P.J. Pete : Axed by addition, slain by subtraction.

• Pete : What was the name of the unknown soldier? How many feathers does Mum Goose have? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

  P.J. Pete : I can't even say that.

• P.J. Pete : We have to go to school!

  Max Goof : Not if we're sick we don't.

  P.J. Pete : Sick? My dad won't let me stay home unless I'm a walking corpse.

  Max Goof : We can arrange that.

• Pete : [after PJ's up all night studying]  Toast son? Two slices or three?

  P.J. Pete : 2 plus 3 is 5 minus 2 is 3 minus 2 is 1!

  Pete : Okay so you can add, want an egg?

  [PJ screams] 

  Pete : Okay no eggs. Say, don't tell me you want a candy bar for breakfast.

  [PJ screams and climbs the wall] 

• P.J. Pete : Max? Maybe we ought to try something tamer, like skydiving off the Trump Tower?

  Max Goof : Hey, when my best buddy's looking at life in prison with no parole, I'm not gonna let him miss his last chance to break his neck!

• Pete : Why'd you cut school over a stupid test?

  P.J. Pete : Because you said if I flunked, I'd be grounded for life.

  Pete : What? What do you mean, thinking I'd really ground you for life? I'd never ground you for life! How many times I gotta tell you, do as I think, not mean what I say? Just for that, you're grounded for life!

• P.J. Pete : It's like, awful knowing when your life's gonna end.

  Max Goof : Aw, Peej... wait a minute! It's not over yet! You've got 23 hours and 14 minutes to do everything you ever wanted to do in your whole life!

  P.J. Pete : Even the stuff I'd get killed for?

  Max Goof : What have you got to lose? PJ, you're dead meat anyway.