Star Wars: Droids (TV Series)

The Great Heep (1986)

Anthony Daniels: C-3PO

Quotes 

• C-3PO : There it is, Artoo. Our new home. The peaceful planet of Biitu. Remember, if you behave yourself, I'll put in a good word for you. Maybe he'll give you a job as well.

• C-3PO : And poor R2-D2... He's going to have his crystals drained for sure.

• C-3PO : Oh my, I, I can't stand heights. Slower, Fidge. All that oil has made my hands slippery. I, woah, oh!

  [almost slips] 

  C-3PO : If I fall, I'm programmed to smash, not fly.

• C-3PO : Let me at him, sir. I'll dismantle him for what he did to Artoo!

• Mungo Baobab : What's that little device, Threepio?

  C-3PO : Hm? Oh, ehm it's a sonic capsule, sir. It was a, a birthday present from Artoo.

  [turns it on to hear Artoo bleeping] 

• C-3PO : Gentle sir, have mercy. I'm too young to be recycled. I, I, I, I mean too old, much too old. I swear, if you saw the tragic state of my inner workings it would make your gyros curl.

• Great Heep : Put the translator on the lube-crew.

  C-3PO : Oh no, this is the end!

• C-3PO : Oh, how humiliating. I am not programmed to carry such a load. My joints are being crushed. The Heep's treatment of us is most undiplomatic.

• C-3PO : [Artoo bleeps a question]  What do you mean, what's all the fuss? We thought you were doomed! Detonated, redushed to cosmic splinters. Oh, Artoo, it was horrible. But...

  [Artoo bleeps] 

  C-3PO : Oh, thank the Maker you're all right!