Pinky and the Brain (TV Series)

The Third Mouse/The Visit (1996)

Maurice LaMarche: The Brain

Quotes 

• The Brain : In Italy under the Borgias, they had 30 years of murder, bloodshed and warfare. And they produced indigestible noodles, boring operas and the FIAT. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce? The Swiss bank account, the best cheese in the world and "Heidi"!

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : Umm, I think so Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?

• The Brain : The valves must all be opened in a specific sequence or the result will be catastrophic.

  Pinky : Um, that would be bad, wouldn't it?

  The Brain : Yes, Pinky, the exact opposite of good.

• The Brain : Just one mistake and the water pressure will build uncontrollably!

  Pinky : Ha ha! Don't worry , Brain, I never make just one mistake.

• The Brain : Please, Pinky, come! We've got to get back to the cage to plan for tomorrow night.

  Pinky : Why, Brain? What are we going to do tomorrow night? Try to take over the world?

  The Brain : No, my parents have invited us for Thanksgiving dinner.

• The Brain : The normal field mice that we capture will bring a very special talent to our plan of global domination. Do you know what it is, Pinky?

  Pinky : Um, being able to shred paper into little tiny bits?

  The Brain : Oh, yes Pinky. The we can fire spitballs at Al Gore and get him all confused.