Garfield and Friends (TV Series)

Magic Mutt/U.S. Acres: Short Story/Monday Misery (1988)

Lorenzo Music: Garfield

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Quotes 

• [at the end of the intro] 

  Garfield : Hey, Heathcliff. Eat your heart out.

• Garfield : The sun's shining. The weather's warm. What could possibly go wrong?

  [suddenly, it starts raining] 

  Garfield : The minute I said that, I knew I was gonna find out.

• Jon Arbuckle : Pick a card.

  [Garfield grabs a card] 

  Jon Arbuckle : Your card is the three of clubs.

  Garfield : No.

  Jon Arbuckle : Uh, I mean the five of spades.

  Garfield : No.

  Jon Arbuckle : The jack of hearts?

  Garfield : No.

  Jon Arbuckle : The eight of clubs?

  Garfield : No.

  Jon Arbuckle : Six of spades?

  Garfield : No.

  Jon Arbuckle : Nine of diamonds?

  Garfield : No.

  Jon Arbuckle : Ten of diamonds?

  Garfield : No.

  Jon Arbuckle : Any diamonds?

  Garfield : No.

  Jon Arbuckle : It's a red card!

  Garfield : No.

  [time passes and it becomes dark] 

  Jon Arbuckle : Seven of clubs?

  Garfield : No.

  Jon Arbuckle : Three of clubs? No, I said three of clubs. Five of spades? No, I... Uh, I give up. What's the card?

  Garfield : [puts down a book he was reading and reads card]  "This deck is guaranteed by the manufacturer to be free from defects."

• Jon Arbuckle : I've been asked to do my magic act at the Children's Hospital Saturday.

  Garfield : Don't those kids already have enough problems?