Earthworm Jim (TV Series)

Peanut of the Apes (1996)

Charlie Adler: Professor Monkey-For-A-Head, Little Boy

Quotes 

• [Professor Monkey-for-a-Head sprays a toxin mist at Peter Puppy, which transforms him into a small, brown, bag-like creature, but with his own face] 

  Professor Monkey-for-a-Head : Interesting.

  Peter Puppy : What...

  [starts panicking] 

  Peter Puppy : What *am* I?

  Earthworm Jim : Well, off hand, I'd say you're the heart, lungs and liver of a sheep, boiled in its own stomach.

  Peter Puppy : I'm... a HAGGIS?

  [screams in horror] 

  Peter Puppy : Noooooooooooooooooo!

  Earthworm Jim : Yeesh! Fuzz Buddy, bust my ear bones, why don'tcha!

  Peter Puppy : [cries]  I'm a *haggis!*

  Earthworm Jim : Yeah, yeah, cry me a river.