Pinky and the Brain (TV Series)

Tokyo Grows/That Smarts/Brainstem (1995)

Rob Paulsen: Pinky

Quotes 

• The Brain : Pinky, what were you doing up there?

  Pinky : I was having a devil of a time cleaning the chimney.

  The Brain : We don't have a chimney.

  Pinky : Well, there you are then.

  The Brain : No, Pinky, there *you* are. I am absolutely nowhere near that vicinity.

• The Brain : [just rewired the miniaturization ray to make it into a growth ray]  You ready, Pinky?

  Pinky : [Pinky jumps into the center of the room where the ray is pointed, wearing a monster outfit]  Raaaaar! Woooooo! Pretty scary, huh, Brain?

  The Brain : [sarcastically]  Yes, Pinky. Terrifying. Stand by.

  [activates the growth ray; seconds later, Pinky is halfway up out of the whole lab; looks around] 

  Pinky : Where are you, Brain. I can't see you...

  The Brain : I'm down...

  [Pinky steps on him] 

  Pinky : Hold on, Brain. I've got some gum on my shoe.

  [peels The Brain off his foot and holds him up to his face] 

  The Brain : Apparently, your IQ didn't grow along with your shoe size, Pinky.

• [after both Pinky and the Brain make themselves dumber] 

  Pinky : So, what are we doing to do tonight, Brain?

  The Brain : The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

  Pinky : What's that?

  The Brain : I have no idea.

  Pinky : Poit.

  The Brain : Narf.

• The Brain : [after seeing some scientists miniaturize TVs with a ray]  This equipment is the perfect thing for my plan to take over the world!

  Pinky : You mean you're gonna shrink electronics so only mice can use them?

  The Brain : Don't be absurd, Pinky. There's no future in miniaturization, it's *big* things that strike the world with terror. Like that ridiculous legend of Gollyzilla that humans hopelessly hang on to. Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : I think so, Brain. But I don't think Kaye Ballard's in the Union.

• The Brain : Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  Pinky : Yes I am.