- Assistant Coach Luther Van Dam: I don't know what I was thinkin'. I'm a second banana. I don't deserve any glory, Hayden.
- Coach Hayden Fox: Well, what about all those other second bananas you were talking about?
- Assistant Coach Luther Van Dam: Losers! They're all losers.
- Assistant Coach Luther Van Dam: Oh come on, Hayden, Juan de la Cosa, only the greatest first mate in the history of mankind. Or I suppose you thought Columbus sailed all three ships by himself.
- Coach Hayden Fox: Oh well obviously he had help.
- Assistant Coach Luther Van Dam: Oh yeah, big shot Columbus took all the credit.