Hannah Montana (TV Series)

Torn Between Two Hannahs (2006)

Billy Ray Cyrus: Robby Ray Stewart, Bobby Ray Stewart

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Quotes 

• Mr. Dontzig : Ooh, I'm shaking now!

  Robbie Stewart : Well take it outside, Dontzig. I don't have earthquake insurance!

• Robbie Stewart : These decorations are meant to scare six year olds it is not like we're going to find something that scares us,

  [Mr. Dontzig walks in] 

  Robbie Stewart : AHH!

  Mr. Dontzig : Stewart someone shoved your magazines through my mailslot.

  Robbie Stewart : That would be the mailman

  Mr. Dontzig : What's with the Halloween decorations, or should I Halloweeny decoration, your winking santa was scarier than this. I was hoping that this year you would be a little compeition for me, but i was wrong.

  Jackson Stewart : Dad are you going to get away with that.

  Robbie Stewart : Don't worry about it son it is the holiday we are'nt going to get sucked into his little game.

  Mr. Dontzig : Said the loser

  Robbie Stewart : Don't go challenging me Dontzig.

  Mr. Dontzig : Ooh, I'm a shakin'

  Robbie Stewart : Well take it outside I don't have earthquake insurance.

  Mr. Dontzig : Save the jokes Goldilocks, you are going to need a sense of humor when all the kids see how unscary your house is, and they start pelting it with eggs. HAAA!

• Miley Stewart : [after her dad found out about Luanne's plan]  And what has all this taught you?

  Robbie Stewart : That parents should believe their kids when they tell them their cousins are evil.

  Miley Stewart : And?

  Robbie Stewart : That I should always take my cell phone when I leave the house in case my daughtor gets tied up in her closet.

  Miley Stewart : And?

  Robbie Stewart : I'm sorry.

• Robbie Stewart : Sometimes people do things without thinkin' 'bout them first!

  Oliver Oken : [a fly flies near his pie then he swats it and the pie goes over his shirt then he wipes it]  Stupid fly.

  [eats pie while the fly is still on it] 

  Robbie Stewart : I didn't plan that but there you go!