Hannah Montana (TV Series)

Torn Between Two Hannahs (2006)

Miley Cyrus: Miley Stewart, Hannah Montana, Luann Stewart

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Quotes 

• [Lily and Oliver have 2 Hannahs and they don't know which is Miley or Luann] 

  Oliver Oken : I've got it. Both of you kiss me.

  Luann : Okay.

  Miley Stewart : Ewww.

  Oliver Oken : [pointing to second Hannah]  That's Miley.

• Miley Stewart : [after her dad found out about Luanne's plan]  And what has all this taught you?

  Robbie Stewart : That parents should believe their kids when they tell them their cousins are evil.

  Miley Stewart : And?

  Robbie Stewart : That I should always take my cell phone when I leave the house in case my daughtor gets tied up in her closet.

  Miley Stewart : And?

  Robbie Stewart : I'm sorry.

• Miley Stewart : Great. My life is in the hands of Count Chesthair.

• Lilly Truscott : [about Luanne]  She seems nice.

  Miley Stewart : Yeah, and a Venus Fly Trap seems like a pretty plant... until it throws you down a well.

• Luann : [to Lilly]  Good job, Gumdrop!

• Luann : [opening Miley's closet to reveal Miley hogtied]  Miley, Miley, Miley! I can't believe you didn't see this comin'!

  [Miley struggles to untie herself] 

  Luann : Maybe if you hadn't gone to singing class and gone to rodeo camp with the rest of us, you wouldn't be stuck in this situation. What's that? You want me to sing at the party?

  [horribly off key] 

  Luann : YOU DONE GOT THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS! Horrible, ain't it. That will do wonders for your carrer. Happy Halloween, cuz!

  [she laughs and walks out of the room, as Miley continues to try to free herself] 

• Miley Stewart : Look, there's a big Hollywood Halloween party tonight, and I'd love for you to come.

  Luanne Stewart : Aww! You really want me to come with you-uns?

  Miley Stewart : Yeah. I really want you to come with... me-uns.

• Lilly Truscott : Throughout this party, you've been acting and talking like... OH MY GOSH,YOU'RE LUANNE!

  Luann : What took you so long, Lulu?

  Lilly Truscott : It's Lola!

  Luann : Lilly, Lulu, Lola. Whatever.

• Miley Stewart : [calling Oliver after getting herself untied because Luanne tied her up]  Oliver, I need your mom to drive me to a Halloween party NOW.

  [Oliver responds] 

  Miley Stewart : Yes, you can come.