Garfield and Friends (TV Series)

Attention Getting Garfield/U.S. Acres: Swine Trek/It Must Be True! (1989)

Gregg Berger: Odie, Orson Pig, Floyd Mouse, Herman the Mailman, Weasel

Quotes 

• Garfield : [walks past Floyd]  Hi, Floyd. Haven't seen you on the show this season.

  [Floyd is busy setting up his house and doesn't notice Garfield] 

  Garfield : I said, "Hi, Floyd"!

  Floyd Mouse : [startled]  Yipes! Oh, hiya, Garfield.

  Garfield : Even mice don't notice me.

  Floyd Mouse : Hey, how's Odie these days?

  Garfield : How's Odie? Why don't you ask how I am? Nobody pays attention to me!

• Floyd Mouse : Some people like dogs.

  Garfield : A lesser cat would feel threatened by Odie's popularity, but I'm too big to let it bother me. Besides, my favorite show's on.

  [Garfield turns on the TV] 

  Announcer : [on TV]  Ladies and gentlemen, Odie and Friends!

  Garfield : ODIE and Friends?

  [to Floyd] 

  Garfield : We are very close to the end of civilization as we know it.

• Floyd Mouse : [after watching the theme to Odie and Friends]  What a disgusting, insulting, unfair TV show, but it's a hit, though.

• Wade Duck : Quick, Orson, drink some of this orange juice. It'll help cure your cold.

  Orson Pig : There's no cure for a cold because a cold is a virus and medical science hasn't found a cure for viruses.

• [Orson dreams of him and his crew as Star Trek characters] 

  Lanolin : [as Nyota Uhura]  We just got a distress call, but there was a lot of static and then some clicks and then they hung up.

  Orson Pig : [as Captain Kirk]  What do you think that means, Wade?

  Wade Duck : [as Dr. McCoy]  How should I know? I'm a duck, not the widget to alignment!

• Roy Rooster : [as Hikaru Sulu]  Surely we're not diverting our course to find out who made that call.

  Orson Pig : Since our five-year mission is to go where nobody's ever been before, we must check it out. And don't call me Shirley.

  [Booker, as Pavel Chekov, speaks to Roy in Russian] 

  Roy Rooster : What did he say?

  Orson Pig : It was "That'll teach you to shut your beak, Capitalist comb head."

• Wade Duck : Yuck!

  Orson Pig : Can we get a reading on this, Science Officer Sheldon?

  Sheldon : [as Spock]  It is a pool of viscous mineral and silica-based planetary matter infused with a liquefied hydrogen oxygen. Also referred to as a hog wallow.

• [Orson tells his crew to beam up an object the Porkons dropped] 

  Roy Rooster : Surely you're not gonna bring it aboard.

  Orson Pig : We've got no choice if we want to find out what it is, and stop calling me Shirley.

• [Orson, who has recovered from his cold, is wearing a space suit while taking care of his friends, who have all caught his cold] 

  Roy Rooster : Surely you gotta have some dishes.

  Orson Pig : I do... and don't call me Shirley.