Garfield and Friends (TV Series)
Attention Getting Garfield/U.S. Acres: Swine Trek/It Must Be True! (1989)
Thom Huge: Jon Arbuckle, Roy Rooster
Quotes
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Jon Arbuckle : [brings a bowl of food] I have a special treat for someone.
Garfield : Special treat? I hope it's lasagna or chocolate, chocolate chip ice cream or maybe both mixed together.
Jon Arbuckle : [places the bowl down on the floor] Here you go, fella.
Garfield : Aw, Jon's always been so nice to me. So caring, so thoughtful.
[Odie comes and begins eating the food in the bowl, and Jon walks off]
Garfield : [to Odie] I hope your teeth fall out the day before Thanksgiving.
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Booker : The saying is "starve a cold, feed a fever."
Sheldon : No, it isn't. It's "feed a cold, starve a fever."
Roy Rooster : How about "feed a rooster, starve an egg", Shell-brain?
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Roy Rooster : [as Hikaru Sulu] Surely we're not diverting our course to find out who made that call.
Orson Pig : Since our five-year mission is to go where nobody's ever been before, we must check it out. And don't call me Shirley.
[Booker, as Pavel Chekov, speaks to Roy in Russian]
Roy Rooster : What did he say?
Orson Pig : It was "That'll teach you to shut your beak, Capitalist comb head."
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[Orson, Sheldon, and Wade leave to investigate while Roy, Bo, Lanolin, and Booker stay to run the ship]
Roy Rooster : We never get to go anywhere.
Lanolin : Yeah, some people have all the fun.
[Booker says something in Russian]
Roy Rooster : What did he say?
Bo : He said, like, What a bourgeois bummer, man.
Lanolin : Flunked Russian at the space academy, didn't ya?
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[Orson tells his crew to beam up an object the Porkons dropped]
Roy Rooster : Surely you're not gonna bring it aboard.
Orson Pig : We've got no choice if we want to find out what it is, and stop calling me Shirley.
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[Orson, who has recovered from his cold, is wearing a space suit while taking care of his friends, who have all caught his cold]
Roy Rooster : Surely you gotta have some dishes.
Orson Pig : I do... and don't call me Shirley.
