Garfield and Friends (TV Series)

Skyway Robbery/U.S. Acres: The Bunny Rabbits Is Coming!/Close Encounters of the Garfield Kind (1990)

Thom Huge: Jon Arbuckle, Roy Rooster

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Quotes 

• Jon Arbuckle : Why are my long-distance calls measured in light-years?

  Garfield : Your cute little extraterrestrial must've phoned home.

• Jon Arbuckle : This'll be a great vacation, guys. I can't wait to lie in that Florida sun.

  Garfield : Why spend all this money to go somewhere else to sleep and eat? I can sleep and eat at home.

• Jon Arbuckle : Flying is the safest way to travel.

  Garfield : Does the word "walking" mean anything to you?

• Jon Arbuckle : Garfield, what makes you think this flight is unsafe?

  Garfield : Well, for one thing, when I fly, I like two wings.

• Al Swindler : Uh, you ready to go?

  Jon Arbuckle : Aren't you forgetting something important?

  Al Swindler : No, I got my parachute.

  Jon Arbuckle : The plane has only one wing.

  Al Swindler : That's not enough?

  Jon Arbuckle : No, it's not enough! You need two!

  Al Swindler : Complain, complain.

  [Swindler steps over to a shack and pulls out another airplane wing] 

  Al Swindler : Heh, you give a guy a bargain and he gets demanding. Next thing you know, he'll be expecting landing gears.

• [Garfield, Jon, and Odie dash into the cockpit] 

  Jon Arbuckle : Where's Mr. Swindler?

  Garfield : He stepped out for a minute.

  [grabs a cup attached to a string] 

  Garfield : Mayday! Mayday! Big trouble up here! SOS!

  [gives Jon the cup] 

  Garfield : Here, maybe you'd better do this. I just remembered I can't talk.

  Jon Arbuckle : [using the cup]  Hello? Anyone there? We have a problem!

  Garfield : [pushing buttons]  Problem? Your shoelace untied is a problem. This is a catastrophe!

• [after Garfield lands the plane] 

  Jon Arbuckle : Well, it all turned out all right. You thought we wouldn't get to Miami, but here we are.

  [the wind blows] 

  Jon Arbuckle : Here we... Here we are in, uh... Miami?

  [Jon notices that they're surrounded by snow and igloos] 

  Garfield : [as penguins walk by]  Yeah, this is your basic Miami weather.

  Jon Arbuckle : Well, then this is where we're spending our vacation because there's nothing in this world that can get me back in an airplane now.

  [approaches a man] 

  Jon Arbuckle : Excuse me, can you tell us where we can find a hotel?

  [the man turns around and reveals himself to be Al Swindle] 

  Al Swindler : Certainly, sir. The Swindler Motor Inn. Just a short dogsled right away.

  [Jon screams, grabs Garfield and Odie, gets back on the plane, and flies away] 

  Al Swindler : Aw, it's getting tougher and tougher to make an honest buck these days.

• Wade Duck : Roy, the bunny rabbits is coming! The bunny rabbits is coming!

  [after Wade leaves, Roy starts to walk off, then stops] 

  Roy Rooster : Shouldn't that be "The bunny rabbits ARE coming"?

• Roy Rooster : Orson, the chickens is missing!

  Orson Pig : Eh, shouldn't that be "The chickens ARE missing"? You see, "chickens" is plural. So, of course, you need a plural verb...

  Roy Rooster : Oh, great! The weasel has the chickens and you're teaching grammar!

• Orson Pig : The weasel are here!

  Roy Rooster : IS here!

  Orson Pig : The weasel IS here!

  Wade Duck : Oh, what is we gonna do?

  Roy Rooster : We is gonna be sacked by the weasel.

  Wade Duck : Sounds like a plan.

  [the weasel grabs Orson, Wade, and Roy with a sack]