- [Mario and Luigi save themselves from plummeting off a cliff]
- Princess Toadstool: [relieved] They're safe!
- King Koopa: What?
- Toad: She said...
- Toad: [impersonating the Princess] They're safe!
- Mario: Here's the starting line, but where's the other racers?
- Luigi: Gee, looks like we scared 'em off.
- [the ground starts to shake]
- Luigi: Huh?
- Mario: Wha?
- [Mouser, Tryclyde, and a Koopa Troopa come riding in]
- Luigi: [trembling] On second thought, Mario, those guys scared ME off.
- [Luigi attempts to run off, but Mario stops him]
- Princess Toadstool: Koopa, you're a disgusting, double-crossing meanie!
- King Koopa: I try, my dear, I try.
- Princess Toadstool: Guys, you've been tricked! This race was one of Koopa's traps!
- Toad: Yeah. The bill collector after my mushroom hide was just a phony.
- Luigi: You mean I risked my neck for nothing?
- Mario: You mean I wasted my tomato sauce?
- [Koopa appears on a bike]
- King Koopa: There'll be other crooked races, and other ways to cheat! Yipe!
- [the Mario Bros. chase after Koopa, throwing vegetables]
- King Koopa: Whoa! Ow! Oh, that hurt! Whoa! Ooh! Ow!
- Mario: Get back here, Koopa! Don't you know vegetables are good for you?