The Spirit (2008)

Samuel L. Jackson: Octopus

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Quotes 

• The Octopus : I'm the Octopus, I got eight of everything.

• Silken Floss : We knew there had to be a better way of keeping someone alive other than cutting them up like some free-range chicken.

  The Octopus : Eurgh. Free-range chickens with their big brown ugly-ass eggs. They piss me off. Every time I think about those big brown eggs they piss. Me. Off.

  Silken Floss : Or pills.

• [On the Subject of Demi-Gods] 

  Silken Floss : Now the greatest of them all was Heracles.

  The Octopus : And we found his ass! Well his blood anyway... he left some blood.

• The Octopus : How can I get anything done with all this time on my hands?

• The Octopus : Come on! Toilets are always funny!

• The Spirit : This is for Sand!

  [hits The Octopus] 

  The Spirit : This is for me!

  [hits The Octopus] 

  The Spirit : And this is for Muffins!

  [roundhouse kicks The Octopus into a pillar with a Nazi Eagle on top] 

  The Octopus : Is that it?

  [Giant marble eagle falls on The Octopus] 

• The Octopus : What is it with you and women?

• The Octopus : Spirit, we're two of a kind, you and me!

• The Octopus : I don't like egg on my face.

• The Octopus : [Looking at footman]  That's damn weird.

• The Octopus : I had you beat, just like eggs.

  The Spirit : The hell you did!