[
from trailer]
Will Hayes:
I had two serious girlfriends... and then some other smattering of other women.
Maya Hayes:
What's the boy word for 'slut'?
Will Hayes:
They still haven't come up with one yet.
Maya Hayes:
What's a threesome?
Will Hayes:
It's a game, that adults play sometimes... When they're bored.
Maya Hayes:
...Whatever.
April:
You and me, it'd kinda be like cats and dogs.
Will Hayes:
Oil and water.
April:
Sand paper and bare ass.
Will Hayes:
That's gross.
Will Hayes:
This song is an excellent cure for the will to live.
Maya Hayes:
Dad, I can't believe you drank... and smoked... and was such a slut... But I still love you.
[
Sometimes no matter how carefully you plan your playlist, there is no right track for what awaits you.]
Will Hayes:
[
rehearsing his proposal] Here...I wanna marry you because you're the first person that I wanna look at when i wake up in the morning and the only one I wanna kiss goodnight, because...the first time that i saw these hands i couldn't imagine not being able to hold them but mainly when you love someone as much as i love you
[
pause]
Will Hayes:
getting married is the only thing left to do, so... will you... hum...
[
pause]
Will Hayes:
marry me?
April:
Definitely, maybe... i have to think about it.
Maya Hayes:
I'm guessing you weren't her first boyfriend. Maybe it was some nerdy guy, or maybe he was mean. Or maybe, you were friends for the longest time, and then just when you were about to put your penis in somebody else's vagina...
Will Hayes:
Okay. Good night Maya.
Maya Hayes:
...you realized Mom was the only one for you!
Will Hayes:
Bedtime!
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