It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Exploits a Miracle (2006)

Danny DeVito: Frank Reynolds

Quotes 

• Frank Reynolds : What, you put the moves on him?

  Dee Reynolds : First of all, gross, I don't think you're supposed to whore out your kids. Second of all, that guy is a really good person and I've treated him like shit for his whole life. For once I'm going to do the right thing.

  Frank Reynolds : He thinks you're too old, huh?

  Dee Reynolds : God Damn it. Why do I speak to you? Ever?

• Frank Reynolds : Could be a miracle or could be bullshit? All I know is, it's a Goddamn goldmine!

• Frank Reynolds : [after a water stain that resembles the Virgin Mary is found in the back room, and the gang is arguing about if it's a miracle]  Alright! Listen! It could be a miracle... or it could be bullshit! But we know one thing's for sure...

  Charlie Kelly : What's that?

  Frank Reynolds : It's a goddamn gold-mine!