It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
The Gang Exploits a Miracle (2006)
Charlie Day: Charlie Kelly
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Quotes
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Charlie Kelly : I've got a confession: I'm in love with a man. "What?" I'm in love with a man. A man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I "gay for God"? You betcha.
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Charlie Kelly : I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is. So, am I the messiah? I don't know, I could be, I'm not ruling it out.
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Charlie Kelly : Trust in God, he'll give you shoes!
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Mac : Let's go toe to toe on the bible, bitch.
Charlie Kelly : Ask and ye shall receive, sucka.
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Charlie Kelly : I'm in love with a man... a man called God.
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Charlie Kelly : I got the Lord, I got the Lord, I got the good Lord he's goin' down on me, down on me.
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Frank Reynolds : [after a water stain that resembles the Virgin Mary is found in the back room, and the gang is arguing about if it's a miracle] Alright! Listen! It could be a miracle... or it could be bullshit! But we know one thing's for sure...
Charlie Kelly : What's that?
Frank Reynolds : It's a goddamn gold-mine!
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Charlie Kelly : I'm in love with a man. What? That's right. I'm in love with a man named "God". Does that make me gay? Gay for God? You betcha!"
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Charlie Kelly : Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.
