It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Runs for Office (2006)

Charlie Day: Charlie Kelly

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Quotes 

• Charlie Kelly : You got that script I wrote? Grab that script.

  Dennis : I've been meaning to speak to you about this. I can't read these words. They're not in the right order.

  Charlie Kelly : It's good.

  Dennis : I think you might be dyslexic bro. I'm not reading this.

  Charlie Kelly : No, no, no, no!

  Dennis : I think you might be dyslexic.

  Charlie Kelly : Just read it once!

  Dennis : Ok... you want me to read the script?

  Charlie Kelly : Yes... and action!

  Dennis : I'll read the words you wrote. "Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia, so do." This doesn't make any sense!

  Charlie Kelly : Alright... then just say whatever you want.

• Charlie Kelly : That's politics, bitch!

• [Charlie and Frank are looking at Garbage Pail Kids cards] 

  Sweet Dee : Are those the stupid cards where babies are doing disgusting things?

  Charlie Kelly : No, Dee. These are those amazing cards where babies are doing hysterical things.