- Arsène Lupin III: [after explaining how the Dracula's Tear was already stolen] It was surprisingly easy. I mean, do all you guys sleep like Rip Van Winkle or is it just tough being a rich old blimpophile?
- Gabriel XIII: But then why did you hang around afterwards?
- Arsène Lupin III: Well, after all, we were your guests and you've been so generous, it would've been rude to leave before you played out your hand.
- Daisuke Jigen: We may not be royalty, but we do have class.
- Arsène Lupin III: What's the prognosis?
- Daisuke Jigen: Nah. I wouldn't wanna override it. Not unless you wanna wind up like the first Hindenburg.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Just give it up. There's no way out of this this time, Lupin. We're puttin' you on ice for good and I got your mittens right here.
- [pulls out a pair of handcuffs]
- Arsène Lupin III: That's very kind, but you might wanna save those for that cold day in hell when I admit defeat.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: To Greenland. On a self-piloted blimp.
- Arsène Lupin III: Can't really say I saw that one coming.
- Daisuke Jigen: Seems like robbing a sleeping old cooch should've been easier.
- Arsène Lupin III: [previewing the next episode] Oh, man, how did I get so ugly? And mean? Is that really me? Something funny's going on and I don't mean ha-ha funny like this. It's shocking. It's exciting. It's smack-me-up-the-head-and-call-me-Patsy. Catch you later!
- Gabriel XIII: Lupin only has until midnight to steal this treasure. After that, not even the greatest thief in the world could pull it off.
- Arsène Lupin III: [as Sherlock Holmes III] Quite brilliant, really. I must say. It's got me pondering the best orifice for my stamp collection.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Uh... No way. I'm not gonna touch that one. Three hours left.
- Gabriel XIII: So, come on. Candyland? Moustrap? Hungry Hippos?
- Daisuke Jigen: [as Archer] Why don't you just slip me a mickey? I mean, you got anything a little peppier? You know, like...
- [He drums on a bottle and hums a tune before falling over backwards]
- [Zenigata rushes to the blimp as the gangway starts to close]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Hey, hold it! I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!
- Announcer: And we almost forgot Inspector Zenigata of Interpol.
- [Zenigata dives for the steps but misses. He jumps at the gap in between the steps]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Damn it all, I just...
- [He lifts himself onto the steps, and they close, almost crushing him]
- Announcer: As did everyone else, apparently.