101 Dalmatians: The Series (TV Series)

A Christmas Cruella (1997)

Kath Soucie: Cadpig

Quotes 

• Cruella de Vil : How can you be the Ghost of Christmas past? You're just a puppy.

  Cadpig : It's called "multi-tasking." I can be a cute puppy, and the Ghost of Christmas past, just like you can be a fashion designer, and pure evil.

• Cruella de Vil : [she is handing out office supplies]  Merry Christmas Anita.

  Anita Dearly : [Is handed Susan's nametag]  Susan?

  Cruella de Vil : Oops, I must've grabbed the wrong one, I meant to give you yours, because, well, I'm giving you your job back, you can have Susan's desk too, I'm firing her tomorrow.

• [first lines] 

  Rolly : [sniffs]  Mmm. Cheese log.

  [sniffs] 

  Rolly : Sausage pack.

  [sniffs] 

  Rolly : Sweater. Cotton, poly blend.

  [sniffs] 

  Rolly : Eh, computer software. My guess is the sequel to Nerve Blaster.

  Cadpig : Rolly, you really shouldn't be guessing people's gifts. It would ruin the surprise. What'd I get?

  Rolly : [sniffs]  Same as last year. Chew toy.

  Cadpig : Oh, well. It's the thought that counts. Besides, I can always return it.

• [last lines] 

  Cruella de Vil : I am so filled with the Christmas spirit, I'm even bringing gifts for all the dalmatians. Office supplies!

  Rolly : Ugh. Some gifts. Not one festive cheese log.

  Cadpig : Think positive. Think of all the collating you can do.

  Anita Dearly : Um, thank you for the gifts, Cruella. But, well, I'm afraid we don't have anything for you. We didn't know you were coming.

  Cruella de Vil : Oh, tut tut, darling. You're giving me a wonderful gift. This is the Christmas I've been wishing for. Puppies. Puppies! Woof-woof!

  Roger Dearly : Cruella, no. Not Wizzer. Oh...

  [Cruella picks up Wizzer, only to have him wet on her shirt] 

  Cruella de Vil : [sardonically]  God bless us, every one.

• Cruella de Vil : Oh, come On.

  Rolly (as Ghost) : It's Dickens.

  Cruella de Vil : Dickens, my derriere...