- Cruella de Vil: How can you be the Ghost of Christmas past? You're just a puppy.
- Cadpig: It's called "multi-tasking." I can be a cute puppy, and the Ghost of Christmas past, just like you can be a fashion designer, and pure evil.
- Roger Dearly: Well, I wouldn't waste my breath wishing Cruella a Merry Christmas. She'd charge us for the air we breath if she could get away with it.
- Cruella de Vil: [she is handing out office supplies] Merry Christmas Anita.
- Anita Dearly: [Is handed Susan's nametag] Susan?
- Cruella de Vil: Oops, I must've grabbed the wrong one, I meant to give you yours, because, well, I'm giving you your job back, you can have Susan's desk too, I'm firing her tomorrow.
- [first lines]
- Rolly: [sniffs] Mmm. Cheese log.
- [sniffs]
- Rolly: Sausage pack.
- [sniffs]
- Rolly: Sweater. Cotton, poly blend.
- [sniffs]
- Rolly: Eh, computer software. My guess is the sequel to Nerve Blaster.
- Cadpig: Rolly, you really shouldn't be guessing people's gifts. It would ruin the surprise. What'd I get?
- Rolly: [sniffs] Same as last year. Chew toy.
- Cadpig: Oh, well. It's the thought that counts. Besides, I can always return it.
- [last lines]
- Cruella de Vil: I am so filled with the Christmas spirit, I'm even bringing gifts for all the dalmatians. Office supplies!
- Rolly: Ugh. Some gifts. Not one festive cheese log.
- Cadpig: Think positive. Think of all the collating you can do.
- Anita Dearly: Um, thank you for the gifts, Cruella. But, well, I'm afraid we don't have anything for you. We didn't know you were coming.
- Cruella de Vil: Oh, tut tut, darling. You're giving me a wonderful gift. This is the Christmas I've been wishing for. Puppies. Puppies! Woof-woof!
- Roger Dearly: Cruella, no. Not Wizzer. Oh...
- [Cruella picks up Wizzer, only to have him wet on her shirt]
- Cruella de Vil: [sardonically] God bless us, every one.
- Cruella de Vil: You people don't have any Christmas spirit. Christmas is about giving, giving me more designs, more things to sell, more of your time!