Pee-wee's Playhouse (TV Series)
Monster in the Playhouse (1986)
Paul Reubens: Pee-wee Herman
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Quotes
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Pee-wee Herman : Hi, Reba!
Reba : Hi, Pee-wee.
Pee-wee Herman : Hey, any penpal letters for me today?
Reba : Well, I don't know. Let me look.
[everyone screams]
Pee-wee Herman : You said the secret word, Reba!
Reba : Oh! I love it! I knew I'd say that secret word sooner or later. Which word was it?
Pee-wee Herman : Look.
[everyone screams again]
Reba : [laughs] Oh, let me say it again. Look.
[everyone screams again]
Reba : Look.
[everyone screams again]
Reba : Look.
[everyone screams again]
Reba : Look.
[everyone screams again]
Reba : Oh, I must say, Pee-wee. That's very entertaining, but I have to get back to work. Here's your mail.
[gives Pee-wee his mail]
Pee-wee Herman : Thanks, Reba.
Reba : Bye-bye!
Pee-wee Herman : Bye!
Reba : [goes out the door, then comes back, opens the door, and sticks her head inside] Look!
[everyone screams again]
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Pterri : You don't think Mrs. Steve really saw a monster, Pee-wee?
Pee-wee Herman : No, there's no such things as monsters.
Globey : I'm scared anyway.
Magic Screen : Me too.
Pterri : Me three.
Chairry : Me four, Pee-wee. What if he comes in and wants to sit on me?
Pee-wee Herman : Then he'll just have to sit on Dog Chair if he comes in, Chairry.
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Mrs. Steve : Pee-wee. Pee-wee. Locked the doors. Shut the windows. Hide.
Pee-wee Herman : What is it, Mrs. Steve?
Mrs. Steve : There's a monster on the loose.
Pee-wee Herman : AAH!
[runs around]
Pee-wee Herman : A MONSTER! AAH! AAH! A MON... AAH! AAH!
[stops]
Pee-wee Herman : Wait a minute, I don't believe in monsters.
Mrs. Steve : Look...
[everyone screams]
Mrs. Steve : Is it the monster?
Pee-wee Herman : No, you said the secret word, Mrs. Steve.
Mrs. Steve : I tell you, I saw a monster. It had a big, round eye and two mouths. It was horrible! I have to go warn the other people in the neighborhood.
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Knucklehead : Knock, knock.
Pee-wee Herman : Who's there?
Knucklehead : Ima.
Pee-wee Herman : Ima who?
Knucklehead : Ima gettin' outta here! There's a monster in the neighborhood!
[hops away howling]
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Pee-wee Herman : Jambi, there's a monster in the Playhouse!
Jambi the Genie : No kidding. I thought he was your twin brother.
[laughs]
Pee-wee Herman : So funny, I almost forgot to laugh.
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Roger : Hello. My name is Roger.
Pee-wee Herman : Hi, Roger. I'm Pee-wee. Uh, this is Magic Screen, Globey, Pterri, Conky, and Chairry.
Roger : Pleased to make your acquaintance, I'm sure. Why are you afraid of me?
Pee-wee Herman : Because you're a monster.
Globey : And you're different.
Roger : I can't help the way I look.
[everyone screams]
Roger : [giggles] I must've said the secret word!
Pee-wee Herman : How'd you know about that, Roger?
Roger : Everybody in Monsterland loves your show. We used to be afraid of it until we understood it.
Pee-wee Herman : Ha ha! I love that story.
Roger : [giggles] You crack me up, Pee-wee.
Pee-wee Herman : Thanks, Roger.
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Pee-wee Herman : [seeing Dixie come in] Hi, Dixie.
Dixie : [looks around the Playhouse briefly] Announcing his highness, the King of Cartoons.
King of Cartoons : [offscreen] Oh, no, Dixie. I'm too afraid to get out of the cab.
Dixie : [calling out] It's okay, Your Highness. I checked out the Playhouse. The coast is clear. There's no monsters in here.
King of Cartoons : [entering nervously] You sure there's no monster in here?
Chairry : See, Pee-wee? The king is afraid of monsters, too.
Pee-wee Herman : Did you see a monster?
King of Cartoons : Oh, no, but I heard all about it from Mrs. Steve.
Pee-wee Herman : Oh, that Mrs. Steve's got everybody scared. There's no such thing as monsters!
Dixie : You can't be too sure. Make it quick, King. Better safe than sorry.
King of Cartoons : Quite right, Dixie. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and... monster, if there is any... let the cartoon... begin.
[the cartoon "Jack Frost" plays]