Pee-wee's Playhouse (TV Series)

Monster in the Playhouse (1986)

Alison Mork: Chairry, Magic Screen

Quotes 

• Pterri : You don't think Mrs. Steve really saw a monster, Pee-wee?

  Pee-wee Herman : No, there's no such things as monsters.

  Globey : I'm scared anyway.

  Magic Screen : Me too.

  Pterri : Me three.

  Chairry : Me four, Pee-wee. What if he comes in and wants to sit on me?

  Pee-wee Herman : Then he'll just have to sit on Dog Chair if he comes in, Chairry.

• Pee-wee Herman : [seeing Dixie come in]  Hi, Dixie.

  Dixie : [looks around the Playhouse briefly]  Announcing his highness, the King of Cartoons.

  King of Cartoons : [offscreen]  Oh, no, Dixie. I'm too afraid to get out of the cab.

  Dixie : [calling out]  It's okay, Your Highness. I checked out the Playhouse. The coast is clear. There's no monsters in here.

  King of Cartoons : [entering nervously]  You sure there's no monster in here?

  Chairry : See, Pee-wee? The king is afraid of monsters, too.

  Pee-wee Herman : Did you see a monster?

  King of Cartoons : Oh, no, but I heard all about it from Mrs. Steve.

  Pee-wee Herman : Oh, that Mrs. Steve's got everybody scared. There's no such thing as monsters!

  Dixie : You can't be too sure. Make it quick, King. Better safe than sorry.

  King of Cartoons : Quite right, Dixie. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and... monster, if there is any... let the cartoon... begin.

  [the cartoon "Jack Frost" plays]