"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad (TV Episode 2006) Poster

Charlie Day: Charlie Kelly

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  • Frank Reynolds : [looking for someone via MySpace so he can kill him]  Shit! He hasn't accepted my friend request!

    Charlie Kelly : Relax, Frank. Sometimes it takes a while.

    Frank Reynolds : It's been days! I have no friends!

    Charlie Kelly : Would you stop saying that? You have friends.

    Frank Reynolds : Yeah, I got you, I got this guy, Tom, and this crazy lady who claims we had a one-night-stand 30 years ago.

    Charlie Kelly : Yeah, but Tom doesn't really count. He sort of comes with it.

  • Mac : Charlie, this is our opportunity to prove to people that we are to be respected. No one is more respected than dudes in prison right?

    Charlie Kelly : Yeah.

    Mac : And what are dudes in prison?

    Charlie Kelly : Hard?

    Mac : Right; this is our chance to get hard.

    Charlie Kelly : OK OK i just don't know if this is the best way to get hard.

    Mac : Of course it is, this is totally hard. Look you want to get hard don't you?

    Charlie Kelly : I want to get hard. I want to get very very hard.

    Mac : Alright, do you want to shove heroin into your ass?

    Charlie Kelly : Dude I don't want to shove anything in my ass.

    Mac : Alright this is the perfect opportunity to prove how hard we are and not have to shove anything into our asses.

    Frank Reynolds : What in Gods name are you two talking about?

    Mac : Frank we're in.

    Frank Reynolds : Great!

    [Fires Gun] 

  • Charlie Kelly : Oh, this is such bullshit. So you guys have two dads and I don't even have one!

    Mac : Yeah, that is bullshit, we don't even have one.

    Charlie Kelly : What are you talking about? You have a father!

    Mac : Yeah, but he's in prison, Charlie, and he's been there my whole life. It doesn't count.

  • Mac : Do you want to shove heroin into your ass?

    Charlie Kelly : Dude, I don't want to shove anything in my ass!

    Mac : All right! This is the perfect opportunity to prove how hard we are, and not have to shove anything up our asses!

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