- Gen. Marcus C. Craig: Major! I have been violated! Somebody just ran over my MG and by God heads will roll!
- Gunnery Sgt. Alva 'Gunny' Bricker: Major, the General's here.
- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: Thank you, Gunny.
- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: Okay, Elizabeth, what's the first thing we do after we get into the car?
- Elizabeth Cooper McGillis: We find a good radio station.
- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: Very funny. We fasten seat belts.
- Elizabeth Cooper McGillis: Ummm.
- [puts hers on, too]
- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: And do you know why?
- Elizabeth Cooper McGillis: So we can't make out with our boyfriends?
- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: No, because it's the law. That other part's just icing.