The IT Crowd (TV Series)

The Work Outing (2007)

Richard Ayoade: Maurice Moss

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• Roy : [talking about Philip]  It's just, I don't know many heterosexual men who read Heat.

  Jen : So, what? He's gay? Just because he reads Heat magazine?

  Roy : Hmmm, well, he's either gay or a woman in her early twenties.

  Jen : No, no no no no no no. Why else would he ask me out on a date?

  Roy : Are you sure he meant it as a date-date? Are you sure you're not going along as his 'gal pal'?

  Moss : If you're talking about who I think you're talking about, then the answer is yes. He is gay.

  Jen : How do you know?

  Moss : Oh, everyone knows. And what's more, he's been gay since WHAM.

• Jen : Why else would he ask me out?

  Moss : Well, don't take this the wrong way, but could he have thought you were a man?

• Philip : You like the theatre?

  Moss : Never been. But I've always liked the idea of the theatre. The smell of the grease, the roar of the paint. I've often thought if I hadn't ended up in computers, I would've gone into the theatre.

  Philip : But you've never been to see a play?

  Moss : No.

  Philip : Why not?

  Moss : [shrugs]  Never had the interest.

• Roy : HEY! I just won 450 quid playing poker!

  Moss : [unimpressed]  Well done.

  Roy : Saw that one coming, Mikey73. That's my rent sorted this month. Ooh, and I can buy that new... Oh no, I've lost it all again.

• Richmond : Hey, where are you lot off to?

  Moss : Oh look, Richmond's still alive.

• Moss : There's nothing sexual about it, I mean I like Roy, but I'm not "Curious".

• Philip : [to Jen]  I don't suppose you'd like to come to the theatre tomorrow night, maybe?

  Moss : I'd be delighted.

  Jen : He means me, Moss.

  Moss : He was looking at me.

  Jen : No he wasn't.

  Moss : I think he was.

  Jen : You're not even in his eyeline.

  Moss : Philip? Who were you talking to? Me or Jen?