The Magic School Bus (TV Series)

Spins a Web (1996)

Lily Tomlin: Ms. Valerie Frizzle

Quotes 

• [Keesha climbs down from the roof and peeks her head into the window on the bench Carlos is sitting in; Carlos is disinterested in the movie and is reading a book] 

  Keesha Franklin : What's the matter, Carlos? Not into insects?

  Carlos Ramon : They're not my favorite thing in the world, ok?

  [a spider lands on the page Carlos' book is open to] 

  Carlos Ramon : And what I really hate are... spiders!

  [Carlos screams and throws the book onto the floor of the bus; he nearly storms out, but Phoebe stops him] 

  Phoebe Terese : Wait, wait! Spiders aren't insects, you know. They have eight legs and insects only have six.

  [Liz crawled into the bus via an open window and attempts to eat the spider, but is stopped by Phoebe who captures it, places it in a plastic cup and shows it to Carlos] 

  Phoebe Terese : Here, I'll show you. Gotcha! See? It's an orb spider.

  Carlos Ramon : Yuck! Just because you like spiders doesn't mean everyone does.

  [Phoebe releases the spider outside of - nearby window on the bus] 

  Ralphie Tennelli : Hey, Carlos. I thought you weren't scared of anything...

  [Ralphie ominous looking figure resembling the silhouette of a spider approaches the bus as show in the window of the emergency exit door] 

  Ralphie Tennelli : Yikes!

  Carlos Ramon , Ralphie Tennelli : What is that?

  Ralphie Tennelli : Is it just me, or is it...

  [the door opens revealing the monstrous, spider like silhouette to be the Frizz carrying a large tray filled with soda and popcorn] 

  Phoebe Terese , Dorothy Ann , Carlos Ramon , Tim , Ralphie Tennelli : Miss Frizzle?

  Ms. Valerie Frizzle : Popcorn, anyone?

• [Ms. Frizzle has been caught by a spider] 

  Ms. Valerie Frizzle : Look! I've been invited to dinner!

  Keesha Franklin : [alarmed]  You mean you're going to *be* dinner!