How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Ted Mosby, Architect (2006)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Barney : I'm telling you, you should use the architect angle with the ladies...
Ted : First of all, I have a girlfriend. Second, the architect angle doesn't even work on her. And third, I can't imagine that working on anyone, ever.
Barney : That's 'cause you're always like,
[in a mopey, loser-ish voice]
Barney : 'Ted Mosby, architect'.
[shrugs shoulders, makes dweeby face]
Barney : If it were me, I'd be like,
[speaking in a confident, assertive voice]
Barney : Ted Mosby, architect.
[points and pulls trigger on finger gun]
Barney : Anything sounds impressive when it's said with the right attitude.
Marshall : [clears throat, confidently] Marshall Erikson, recently dumped and heading to a lame party.
[looks away to imaginary hot girls]
Marshall : Whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies, please, take it easy. There's enough of me for everyone.
[puts arms around two imaginary hot girls]
Marshall : Hi. Hello.
[to Ted and Barney]
Marshall : All right. We're gonna take off.
Barney : Wait up. I'll leave with you guys. Ted Mosby, architect. Trust me.
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Marshall : Well, all skyscrapers kinda look like a...
Ted : Marshall, it's a seventy-eight story pink marble tower with a rounded top and two spherical entryways at the front.
Marshall : Wow, so it's the whole package.
Barney : Yeah, you did.
[fist-bumps Marshall]
Marshall : Had to.
Barney : Oh, dude, if they're selling condos you gotta get me in. And don't give me the shaft.
Marshall : Yeah, you did.
Barney : Had to.
[they fist-bump again]
Ted : It's a travesty! It's gonna define the skyline of the city. If it was me, I could have designed something amazing. Instead, I'm spending twelve hours a day designing the cornices.
Marshall : Yeah, you did.
[holds out his fist for a bump]
Ted : That wasn't one.
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Ted : How was your day?
Robin Scherbatsky : Good.
[Walks away]
Ted : Wow, you're a great interviewer. Aren't you gonna ask how my day was?
Robin Scherbatsky : No, I know how it was. It was awful.
[Moves along]
Robin Scherbatsky : Ooh, you want to rent a movie tonight?
Ted : You know, um... I listen to your work stories all the time.
Robin Scherbatsky : Yeah, but... and I don't want to be rude here, but my work stories are interesting. I'm a television news reporter.
Lily Aldrin : [Cut to Robin and Lily talking at the chiropodist] Robin!
Robin Scherbatsky : What? I knew exactly what he was going to say. I was just helping him get there faster.
Lily Aldrin : You should work at a suicide hotline.