Chuck Wetherhold:
These children haven't been properly parented in many years. They're practically feral. That's why I was brought in.
Chuck Wetherhold:
[
to Lawrence] You spend $50 on dinner, that's grounds for intercourse.
Vanessa Wetherhold:
[
in the hospital with her dad] So, what happened to your head?
Lawrence Wetherhold:
[
groggy] It's all a blur.
Chuck Wetherhold:
It's kind of a win-win situation.
Vanessa Wetherhold:
[
stressed] I'm in an after-school special.
Lawrence Wetherhold:
Why would you have a baby with me?
Janet Hartigan:
Because you don't know how to properly use a condom.
Lawrence Wetherhold:
Point taken.
Vanessa Wetherhold:
I think he smelled the pot!
Vanessa Wetherhold:
You should really make your bed. It sets the tone for the day.
Chuck Wetherhold:
But, how do you know what tone I was trying to set?
Lawrence Wetherhold:
You're a giant toddler!
Vanessa Wetherhold:
[
drunk] What's it like to be stupid?
Girl In The Bar:
Kind of like sitting by yourself at lunch every day.
Vanessa Wetherhold:
Oh man, that sucks then.
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